Guinness

The best dog to ever exist. Everytime you feel down or alone she will always come to you and comfort you. Even when she is trying to sleep she will still let you lay with her forever or however long you need her. No animal could ever replace Guinness even if they tried, she is irreplaceable. I love you so much Guinness, you will always be in my heart even when the unfortunate day comes when you won't be here anymore.

Me: Guinness is the best dog anyone could ever have.

by Facadee May 23, 2018

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Guinness

A type of Irish liquid which makes you into a superior man. Many locals believe it was brewed by leprechauns the day St. Patrick arrived on the Emerald shores.

Man: I’m feeling down today, a girl just rejected me
Man 2: Don’t worry. Here. *hands him some Guinness*
Man: *drinks, gets bitches, becomes a don*

by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020

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The Dirty Guinness

To do 'The Dirty Guinness' one must down one's pint of Guinness then continue to thrust said empty pint glass into ones face, shattering it in the process.

Paddy O'Halloran: I can't make it into work today boss.

Boss: Why might that be Paddy?

Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!

Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.

by paddy mc'shay March 4, 2011

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Guildenstern

The better of the two in the play Hamlet.

Guildenstern is fantastic, ie. Better than Rosencrantz

by Hildy November 18, 2003

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guinness to finish

Ending a long night by drinking a Guinness.

Hey man, it's been a long night. Last call is soon. Let's have a Guinness to finish.

by spangbang March 30, 2015

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Guinness kisses

The frothy skid marks left in a womans undergarments.

His passion was killed in an instant when on removing her panties he saw the black and tan frothy skid marks in her gusset which looked like guinness kisses.

by rob Hogarth September 13, 2007

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