guilt add

The act of adding someone as a friend on a social networking site because you would feel like an asshole if you denied their request.

My cousin requested to become my friend on myspace, so I had to give her a guilt add.

by Twisted Iniquity January 14, 2009

self guilt

always putting the guilt on yourself

i'm always so self guilt!

by Jack Nylum November 25, 2018

guilt shower

(n) When someone is so ashamed of somthing they did (usually the night before) that their guilt feels like physical dirtiness, leading them to take a long, thorough shower. Generally follows a walk of shame or one night stand.

Girl:I had to take 45min guilt shower after hooking up with that guy from the bar ):

or

Text to friend:Cheated on my gf last night but my water is broken, can I come over for a guilt shower?

by UDallday August 22, 2009

guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by Vince September 27, 2004

Gay until proven guilty

It is a state of mind that assumes that everyone is gay until evidence of being straight is presented. People who follow this philosophy don’t typically judge those who are found “guilty” because they know that everyone can’t be perfect.

Person 1: “Do you think Mike is gay?”

Person 2: “Well, gay until proven guilty! I haven’t seen any evidence of him being straight.”

by Mique Zee October 10, 2021

penis guillotine

when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine

Rick couldnt have sex for a week after he suffered a penis guillotine

by rickstalentedtongue June 4, 2008

Guilhem

Guilhem comes from the south of France version of Guillaume. Usually blond hair men, Guilhems are commonly gifted with amazing imagination. Very smart and spontaneous, they are also quite skilled for play with words, especially for cursing. So theyre quite evil guys, but still sexy.

Watch out ! Here comes a Guilhem !!" "OMG look at his butt

by Cotycot December 15, 2010