guitar hero poser

A little kid that plays the game Guitar Hero way too much and then thinks that they are cool because they listen to rock music. But truly, they don't know any songs other than the ones in the game.

"Man, your brother is such a guitar hero poser, he thinks he's badass because he knows one song by Megadeth."

by raven68 April 20, 2007

Guitar

1. A six-string instrument. The strings are commonly made of nylon or metal. It consists of a body, a neck, and a headstock. The strings are depressed behind frets to produce pitch. Sound is commonly amplified with either a soundhole in a hollow-body or a pickup and electronic amplifier. It uses the standard 12-tone equal-tempered musical system. It covers approximately five octaves and is commonly tuned in fourths, except for between the 2nd and 3rd strings, which are tuned in a third. Commonly used as both a backing and a lead instrument in almost every style of modern music.

2. An istrument, which many pick up, but rarely learn to play properly. Most people who play guitar do not know musical theory, which is needed to properly harmonize chords and melodies and create diverse musical patterns, which is needed to produce music that is pleasing to the ear.

Tommy played a chord progression on his guitar for an audience of his friends.

by Tyler February 25, 2003

Playing the guitar

Another term for female masterbation with the fingers.

I caught my sister playing the guitar last night to a porny porn.

by V dux September 6, 2007

guitar

a chick magnet for either sex.

girls love a guy on guitar. girls love a girl on guitar.

by chkonchkforreal April 23, 2003

guitar tart

Somebody who desires every guitar that they see.

'Wow, look at that axe, I've got to have one of them'. 'Liza, You're such a guitar tart'

by Johnny X-Ray March 8, 2008

Guitargument

an argument between two or more guitar players having anything to do with music whilst holding guitars.

Drummer: I've heard this exact guitargument like 600 effing times!! You both blow goats at the guitar and you moms/our entire fan club won't know the difference anyway! Deal with it.

by Emm Sea Lowfizz August 11, 2008

Guitar Lion

Someone who's king of the guitar, like a lion's the king of the jungle. Someone who plays the guitar really fucking good.

Guitar Lion, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satrini, Eric Clapton, Kristin Hersh, Ani Difranco, Joni Mitchell, Jimmy Paige, etc..

by Jack Dylan October 16, 2008