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grooning

Verb,a colloquial term literally meaning "Group spooning" The act of spooning with 4 or more people (as 2 is spooning, and 3 is throoning).

It is commonly thought that the term is derived from Nordic, to describe the Viking long boaters sleeping arrangements as they huddled for warmth, escaping from reach of the North Sea's clutches of bitter cold at night.

On the contrary, other's believe that "grooning" was first brought to popular attention by Henry VIII, where in his final days he called for all of his past wives to be dug up from their graves or called up to the palace so he could have one last embrace and waller in the success of his marital achievements.
"Hey baby, how about you, me, your friend, your sister, your mother and my uncle here go back to mine, i've got an urge for some serious grooning"
by The Throonmeister December 29, 2009
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groshing

grinding and moshing at the same time.

Because moshing is so '06
and grinding is very '07.
But it just wouldn't be a show without moshing so you combine it with grinding. Therefore creating groshing.
by Kelly! November 18, 2006
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Grooming the mole

An "act of love" that you perform on yourself
Mother (Knocking on bedroom door): Billy, is everything alright in there?
You seem to be a bit quiet in there

Billy: Don't worry mom, I'm just err... Grooming the mole
by JP_2KX December 4, 2011
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Grooming Scam

When someone befriends you online, using Social Media, Skype, Emails, Or other forms of contact, to extract information from you, or Guilt you into giving them money - Close to Romance scam, but romance doesn't have to be the key interest here to scam you
Person 1: Remember Donna?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Apparently her friend Online has asked for her to give her some money
Person 2: Sounds like a grooming scam to me.
by Aluzionz November 22, 2015
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grooving's magic

A anime theme song for DieBuster made by Round Table on their album Nino. It makes you feel like a groovy ballerina.
"Hey, have you heard of grooving's magic?"

"No."
by the hue of hues June 12, 2017
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grothinny

A particularly gross and thin little penis. A precious little cock. A dick, but smaller.
When you are a fem presenting person on the internet, especially tinder, you see a whole lot of grothinnys.
by Mister Rogers TPK January 20, 2022
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grooming minors

When a grown-ass man fucks a 14-17 year old child.
Roblox YouTubers by the name of Ribs and Notive groomed minors in 2023.
Ribs: OH YEAH DADDY I WANNA START GROOMING MINORS SO FUCKING BAD NIGGA!
by binchillin_goofyahh October 23, 2023
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