Gronibard

A rather hilarious porn-grind band from Lille, France. People most commonly know them for their song entitled "Va Faire La Vaisselle".

Gronibard's stage performance usually consists of the band members either naked or crossdressing resulting in a funny yet brutal concert.

"Do you know the band Gronibard?"
"Yes, why?"
"Do you recall the name of their vocalist at all?"
"Yeah his name is Anal Capone I believe."

by TimKretschmer July 29, 2009

Grondinger

Bitch stick, princess, accountant. Someone who loves smoking skinny cigars.

"Man, that guy is such a Grondinger, he's smoking a bitch stick!"

"Dude, did that guy just hook up with a bull dog?? What a Grondinger...."

"Man, did that guy just lose his wallet? What a Grondinger"

Yo, that cunt didn't text me back! It's been 2.5 minutes!!" - Says a Grondinger...

by DC - JP October 23, 2010

gronowed

The stage of drunkeness after becoming paralytic

Person 1: Hey dude shall we get drunk tonight?

Person 2: mate its Friday night let's get gronowed

by g town definitions April 15, 2014

gronj

have fun in a Godly manner

person1: dude are you going to that strippers party
Person2: I might but I will probably gronj
Person3: dude your boring

by ziy March 12, 2015

gronxed

Stoned to the point of imbecility.

Guy 1: Dude...
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: ......
Guy 1: ......... So gronxed right now

by fluxulf January 24, 2016

Gronk

British railfan slang for a class 08 locomotive. Class 08 are a diesel-electric shunter made between 1952-62.

That Gronk is such a beast.

by Trainspotter_SYorks December 13, 2018

Grond

An ancient fruit which is everything except sand . It tastes like chocolate , strawberries, cram , every meat and everything else . It levitates . It gives you a boner for 24 hours . It speeds up your metabolism. It makes you better one very way . You don’t raise it raises you .

Grond is nice

by BigDickWilli January 17, 2020