sex goblin

A nerd (especially one into sci-fi shows and science) who is always horny and regularly masturbates.

Emma: "Why isn't Bobby replying?"
Lili: "He's probably revising or wanking!"
*some time later*
Bobby: "Both :)"
Lili: "You're such a sex goblin"

by Mr. Bob Ross December 16, 2021

Clout Goblin

A rare-subspecies of the Goblin genus who focus solely on acquiring clout or notoriety, instead of the typical goblin resources like gold or jewels. Unlike standard goblins, Clout Goblins have the ability to seamlessly assimilate into modern society and prey upon those with a surplus of clout. A Clout Goblin will continue to move throughout various scenes and social groups once clout levels have been depleted or once they've have been discovered by the host or the host's microcosm.

Person 1. Heyyy! Let's hang out later! We can take pictures with each other in your new Range Rover and post them on Insta.

Person 2: No. Because you're a Clout Goblin.

Person 1: *Hisses and turns into a pile of potash*

by 🐺 August 18, 2021

USB dongle goblin

Describes the text symbol >KO)-> from homestarrunner.com TGS episode 12.

Wireless Wizard: What is this other text mess... >KO)-> ?
Cheerleader: It's a frontways cupid..
Wireless Wizard: Looks more like a USB dongle goblin!!

by TheCaffeineJunky March 14, 2007

Ass Goblin

noun; a small (or medium if you like)gremlin-like creature who lives in your ass and comes out every half moon to eat crackers, sometimes watching tv and hogging the remote.

"has anyone seen my ass goblin? he's been missing for an hour" at which point, upon retrieval, said goblin returns to his happy ass-home.

by boone n' friendz August 22, 2003

Goblin King

noun: The bulge formed when men wear pants that are too tight.
antonym: camel toe

Those tight pants are giving you a goblin king.

by goblin_king June 12, 2017

Nipple Goblin

I little goblin that jumps out of random shrubbery and bites your nipples.

Did you see that nipple goblin?

by funnyguy1000 March 25, 2011

The Goblin

A small, ninety-five pound, genital-less, man-like creature that with his scrawny body annoys the fuck out of humans when they try to sleep. His antics last a few hours in the night, and consist of stealing your pillows and blankets. Also, if you fight back he goes for the eyes.

Me: *tying to sleep*
The Goblin: "THE GOBLIN!!!!!"
Me: "FUCKKKKK MEEEEE!"

by tractorandababy January 1, 2013