gobble

To partake in the act of fellatio. Particularly used in the West Of Scotland to describe oral sex. Can also be the noise a turkey makes.

Git yir gums aroond ma plums, gis' a gobble

by GingaNinja April 30, 2005

grobbeling

to be the king of something.
in particular the king of a corned beef empire.

you are so totally grobbeling at dodgeball.

by ksizzlecbqueen November 2, 2010

Globbenstain

When you have electro therapy session on your cock and when the doctor xrays it and he finds out its broken.

When your mother walks in on you when you're on R/Globbenstain

by KaleLishort January 15, 2022

gobble a dick

A term used to tell someone to shut their face by way of gobbling a dick.

Josh is sofa king annoying, I wish he'd just go gobble a dick already!

by GlazeHer May 28, 2014

Gobbed

To secrete or produce saliva. Usually over someone else whilst talking. This causes said person to be grossed out which results in comments such as "I asked for the news not the weather" or "Say it don't spray it."

Comes from the word 'Gob' meaning 'Mouth.'

"Ew! You just gobbed all over my food!"
Or
"You just gobbed on me!"

by BoogerBrain July 31, 2006

Gobbledegeek

Nonsensical jargon spoken by IT types while discussing IT issues.

He said I needed an RS-232 to Ethernet adapter - what a load of Gobbledegeek!

by Sam Christmas February 18, 2008

gobbledygooch

The performing of fellatio whilst stroking the area between a mans balls and his asshole. Believed to be derived from the term Gobble: perform fellatio and Gooch.
Not to be confused with the term Gobbledygook

I asked her for a Gobbledygooch.
She gave me a good Gobbledygooching.
That's about as slick as a gobbledygooch. (to indicate something is particularly pleasing).

by Huey Lionsheart October 5, 2017