Griffin

A person on your team that suck at all positions

Griffin is a shit ass kicker 🦵

by Beefboss October 5, 2021

Griffin

1. A phoenix like creature .
2. A nice shy guy who can be a jerk/ loser .

1 "i saw a griffin in the woods!'
2 "Griffin so nice" "no way, he was so mean to Julia!

by SP&IW July 23, 2009

Griffin

Gay kid and stupid kid. such a teachers pet and tattletale

i feel bad you met a Griffin

by nice kid 10101 November 10, 2020

Griffin

Often one of your stupider friends; preferring to do stupid stunts while making himself look like a moron. Griffin is the reason why we can't have nice things. If a Griffin has a sister; she will be extremely attractive due to the Inverse Ugly Brothers law.

"Fuck, Griffin, this is why we can't have nice things."

"God dammit Griffin you're not a seagull horse for crying out loud."

"Damn if Griffin had a sister, i'd be all over that."

by vannaka April 19, 2010

Griffin

Griffins come across as smug little assholes, but Griffins are also soft and caring. You'll find yourself most comfortable in the presence of a Griffin. Griffins slowly become your best friend. And one day you wake up and come to terms that you've fallen in love. Griffins are funny, great story tellers, and deeply compassionate. Griffins have strong personalities. Griffins have a romantic sense past life and will grease up their hair and binge on everything oldies and 80s. Griffins are sarcastic little sons of bitches with a little dash of anger issues, but Griffins have big, loving hearts.

Man, Griffin is the modern John Bender; he has so much edge and so much heart.

by 5w33tC4r0lin3 May 12, 2018

Griffin

A smart, cute guy, who is kind and compassionate and a good friend. he is kind of a hoe but after he realizes you are his he will love you forever.

guys i like griffin

everyone does

by griffinlover21 January 25, 2018

Griffin

He is a cringe ass nae nae baby. Only his mom likes him. She's dead though. He likes big chungus a little too much. Uses discord for all forms of communication. Payed Belle Delphine a total of 60 dollars.

John: Do you know Griffin?
Phil: Yeah, I hate the dude!
Gus: ME too!
Tucker: ME three!
Sam: LETS JUMP HIM!
Everyone: IGHT LETS GO!!!!
(Griffin was at home snorting sawdust during this convo)

by Godlover505 February 20, 2020