doing the greyhound

The act of dropping your jeans and undercrackers in a public place such as a pub, then scuttling about the floor sniffing random strangers crotches

“Nice one boys, boycies doing the greyhound!”

by Unclegripper October 29, 2017

Greyhound

Similar to a Cougar or Bengal, a GREYHOUND is a woman aged 60-69 who seeks sex from younger men. While a Cougar is the same but aged 30-49. The breakdown of women chasing younger men is like this:

18-29 = THOT (or school teacher pedophile)
30-49 = Cougar
50-59 = Bengal
60-69 = Greyhound
70+ = oh dear gawd, let us not imagine it...

Nancy was such a hoe through her 40s because she loved male attention. Now that she's 60, instead of accepting the fact that her attractive days are long gone, she's gone full GREYHOUND and chases every younger man for the chance of being filled and thrilled once again.

by Felonious Gru February 24, 2019

Italian Greyhound

When a woman wears a rabbit tail butt plug and a man cheses her around the house wearing a dog tail butt plug with dog mask. He has to catch her to eat her and of course hit it doggy style.

Wife : Bill and I did the Italian Greyhound last night and I've never came so much at once. He was such a good lil boy !

by Ham_Samich July 20, 2022

perfumed greyhound

An elderly yet fashionable gentleman with a penchant for excessive cologne use.

The old man down the road is a bit of a perfumed greyhound. He needs to cut down on his use of Brut.

by Diggedy Dogg March 9, 2017

The Greyhound

Five in the front, five in the back

Jacob: Hey man, how did the date with Jennie go?
Tyler: It went great dude, she even let me give her the Greyhound.

by Bodyguy420 March 5, 2025

Greyhound

Older inmates who have acquired respect within the offender subculture due to their track record and criminal history, both inside and outside the prison

Don't mess with Joe he's a real greyhound

by 3.8.18.9.19 November 9, 2014

Greyhound Challenge

A punishment in which you are given a one-way bus ticket to any city in a 5-hour radius by your friends. They do not allow you to have a phone, money, or sources of entertainment. You are only given an envelope of tasks to complete in the city. Upon completion, you may return home (somehow).

Mike just lost his fantasy football league so now he has to do the Greyhound Challenge.

by anonymis3959572 December 14, 2022