comedic greed

Doing/saying something purely in the interest of self-amusement.

"These jokes aren't funny at all." "They're funny to me, and that's all that matters."

by Ovens June 7, 2005

You greedy dirtbag

Someone who is very greedy and doesn't care about the environment

O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!

by Theautisticrebel June 21, 2022

One-armed Greedy

It’s a selfish, bluff reach around where the reacher bypasses their partner’s genitals and continues back through their legs, returning to their own genitals to pleasures themself.

She thought I was going for a reach around, but instead I hit her with the one-armed greedy. Those sheets are now ruined.

by M. Erectus January 9, 2021

greeds

Nickname for anyone who believes profits are more important than people.

(Not as nasty as the nickname the greeds have for non-greeds, which is "idiots." But then again, non-greeds aren't as smart (or vicious). {half-sarcasm intended}

The greeds have organized individually, and via both corporations, and government to: a) limit the power, health, and well-being of the general public via new laws and regulations; b) remove established standards of living, and encourage the workplace to disregard the concerns, safety, and respect of the workers; c) amass excess wealth to one or two percent of the people, to the detriment of the majority; d) unduly influence a significant number of remaining middle-class persons via false, excessively biased, and misleading news reporting (as well as over-riding previous FCC policy that endorsed truth in journalism with 2004 FL appellate court ruling stating that there is no rule/law that says journalism has to be truthful); e) disenfranchise, encourage, and institute new policies and laws limiting, and eliminating, voter rights, aka voter suppression; f) utilize and increase pre-existing bias and intolerance to further divide the majority against itself; and f) continue these and other previous disingenuous reorganization efforts.

by One of the "idiots" October 2, 2011

Greedy

to want everything , never shares . its all about them . a live ass person .

don't be GREEDY.

Greedy some live ass girl

by Greedy Gee January 26, 2010

greedy bitch

A bitch who is greedy.

That greedy bitch hogged all my cheerios!

by Sebastian Gooch February 13, 2004

Greedy Asshole

See definition of "Greedy".
The Greedy Asshole is a person who as well as being greedy is also an asshole about things.

Bill: Would you like to split that last slice of cake?
Ted: More like i will just take the whole slice for myself imagine i split this slice with you? Ha Ha.
Bill: Wow you are a greedy asshole, Ted.

by Iamanasshole2 September 4, 2010