Greasing the cat

The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.

Dude, it's so hot out, I think the Devil himself would be greasing the cat right now!

by TOVERDORF June 14, 2017

Greasieism

When your grammar is so bad that people don’t know what you are saying

“ stop having greasieisms i can’t understand a word you’re saying

by GreasierHasA.5InchWiener69 December 20, 2017

greasing

Sweating it out (studying) like pulling a mad one.

Been greasing quick maffs all day !

by mashhme April 15, 2018

Greasing the Cross

Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.

Regan from The Exorcist was greasing the cross before it was cool.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Grejdi

A popular name in Albania

A good friend to normally talk to and helps quite A lot. Has a lot of problems in life but never gives up

Acts like her cares but not all the time
There might be a Grejdi for you!

Grejdi is an amazing friend really kind and always a bestfriend to you

by Grejdi July 21, 2019

greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

Gretsista

Gretsista is a hyper dudette

Constantly on meth or lsd
Likes politics and history

Person1: Why is that girl so on edge all the time
Person2: Oh thats just Gretsista ignore her...

by PowerBottomDio February 9, 2020