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walmart greeter

The job a person gets when they wake up every morning, put a gun to their head, but can never summon enough willpower to pull the trigger.
As I entered the store, I was approached by the walmart greeter. Our eyes met for only a moment, but it was enough to see the deep, painful hopelessness in his gaze. Whoever the person he used to be had died long ago, leaving a spent shell, an automaton. An emotionless drone pretending to be a human being. "Good morning." he said to me. In subtext he might as well have said "Please kind stranger, kill me and end my existence, for I have not the strength to do it myself." Pity stayed my hand, and I made a mental note to avoid Walmart at all cost.
by weasel1969 July 6, 2010
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Greece

One of the most fucked up countries in the world that yet is awesome. Liquor can be bought by any age, there are domestic cigarettes and women vary from church-girl to rambunctious slut. Lots of great destinations to visit, from sandy coasts to forests to mountaintops. Food is so awesome you'll be poor in 2 days after buying excessively many plates.

Greece also has a lot of friendly people, especially the older generation, that upon realising you're a tourist will start treating you with traditional foods, drinks and even music, but will charge your ass off in the end. Still, you won't mind because you'll have had a great time.

Avoid dark city streets because you'll be compromising your safety, and always look at the price tags before you start talking.
-Imma go to Greece for summer.
-That's rad, get a lot of condoms and money, cuz you'll be spending your ass off on women you'll need the condoms for!

-I ate a weird greek sandwich-ish called "gyros".
-Last time I ate that, I booked holidays to Greece for the next 3 years.

-Greece isn't only culture and ancient history. It's also nightlife and crazy fun!
by kouraf16 April 25, 2011
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Greenerfuck

A noun used to describe an eco-fanatic that prides him/herself on using only "green" products, ie hybrid cars, recycled paper, etc.
Go drive your greenerfucking hybrid somewhere else, you greenerfuck!
by t-moniez August 7, 2010
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greeezy

You look greeezy today
by tehegigglez May 10, 2011
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ashleymarie greene

a very beautiful girl who is very sweet and knows how to have fun. And she's cool because she doesn't participate in gym and still looks hot.
by idk5755yr584 October 8, 2012
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The greebler

typically used to refer to a certain tf2 (washed) Rocket jumper Newjuls, when he be greebling and shit and making funny sounds
Being defined by : "Damn bro hes on his greebler goblin grind again"

Newjuls : "I'm the greebler" *proceeds to cackle*
referring to Newjuls doing average greebler shit
by RockSolidWood June 4, 2023
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greene school

Shit ass school that kids hate and parents love. Everyone is litterally gay or Transgender
"Oh you go to greene school?"

"You must be mad gay"
by DinosaurXD June 21, 2018
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