The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)
JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?
Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence
JP>Nice!
Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence
JP>Nice!
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Get the Danny Glover Defence mug.when you start preparing yourself for your civil rights debate. Also, the preparation for anal sex. You start with one finger, then a thumb, then two fingers, the three, four, five, then fist, then both fists, then finally your foot, and maybe if you're flexible, your entire face.
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Get the mexican giver mug.An underground or shadow group who hold the true power of government because of "national security."
“The Secret Government is an interlocking network of official functionaries, spies, mercenaries, ex-generals, profiteers and superpatriots, who, for a variety of motives, operate outside the legitimate institutions of government. Presidents have turned to them when they can’t win the support of the Congress or the people, creating that unsupervised power so feared by the framers of our Constitution.” - Bill Moyers, Secret Government, PBS (Public Broadcasting Service) 1987
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Get the secret government mug.A system that contains people that controls a state, a city or a country. However, governments can easily become corrupt since most of the people in office are control freaks and work long and hard to take away the rights and freedoms of the people that they supposedly serve. They normally give out the excuse that they are protecting the public when in reality they are all psychopaths, liars and control freaks. They take away freedoms on a yearly and sometimes monthly basis when they could be doing things such as solving problems such as murders, kidnappings, and homelessness.
Ironically, humans are not the only ones with governments, animals also have governments as well and the animals run their governments a lot more efficiently than any human can run theirs. For example, ants make sure that every member of their colony is fed and this includes their larvae or babies. Wasps do the same and bees also. This means that despite humans claiming that they're the smartest animals around, they are so idiotic that they are unable to run a system correctly.
Ironically, humans are not the only ones with governments, animals also have governments as well and the animals run their governments a lot more efficiently than any human can run theirs. For example, ants make sure that every member of their colony is fed and this includes their larvae or babies. Wasps do the same and bees also. This means that despite humans claiming that they're the smartest animals around, they are so idiotic that they are unable to run a system correctly.
A government is a pile of crap system that controls a country and the people are paranoid, power hungry control freaks that love taking away the rights of the citizens.
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Get the Government mug.The government is an entity inside a nation (or in the case of federations, a lesser being) that is tasked for running said entity. In forms such as democracy, the government is chosen by the people, while other forms can hold more tyrannical leanings, in which a small amount of the population runs the nation.
" let us never forget that government is ourselves and not an alien power over us " - Franklin Delano Roosevelt, July 9th, 1938, Marietta Ohio
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