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Good Morning God Bless

Term coined by h3h3productions, defined by taking your morning shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.
Hila: What’s taking you so long, Ethan?
Ethan: Good Morning God Bless, Hila, it’ll be at least 20 more minutes.
by Hugh Mungus FUPA May 23, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

The act of eating one's breakfast while making a bowel movement in the morning.
Wife: Hurry up I need to use the bathroom!

Husband: Give me ten more minutes I'm having a Good Morning and God Bless!
by Stalin_was_a_good_guy May 23, 2018
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When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and god bless.
Hila what do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least.
by razzatouille May 23, 2018
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Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
by Hxrvey May 23, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!
by Tainthair May 23, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

In reference to an H3H3 video, a Good Morning and God Bless is the act of consuming your breakfast and morning coffee while relieving your bowels.
“Ethan, what’s taking so long in the bathroom?” “Good Morning and God Bless, Hila!”
by AlwaysRepYourNaysh May 23, 2018
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Whilst using the washroom, during bowel movement one drinks coffee and eats breakfast. Typically on the toilet.
Yesterday I tried a good morning and god bless.
I don't think my life will ever be the same...
by Grand Papa John May 24, 2018
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