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Golfing

going to a golf course (at a retirement home) durring lunch or after school and smokin bud
per 1. dude you wanna go golfing?
per 2. hell yeah dude, that aint even a question.
by everydayhoorider November 10, 2009
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golf

1) A really dumb game that gives old guys excuses to get away from their wives to swing sticks at balls.

2) Originally stood for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden
Heeeeeey Frank, listen I'm just a little horny, so waddya say we go play a little "golf"?
by violentchick15 November 8, 2007
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Golfing

Pretending like you’re at work when you’re in fact taking a 12 inch black dick up the ass
Person 1: Why are you golfing
Person 2: I’m at work nigga
Person 2: I wanna try golfing some day though
by AaronLikesItUpTheAss October 3, 2018
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golf

A sport created in Scotland that incorporates various clubs and a little white ball and a hell of a lot of land. Golf, in ye olde days was actually an acronym for one of the rules of the sport: Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden. GOLF. Don't believe me? Look it up.

Golf is a sport that takes skill, patience, persistence, and a good way to manage anger by yourself. It can be a sport of great fun, great thinking time, or great stress, depending on mood, skill, and amount of people playing with you.
Golf can be played by anyone that is determined to reach a goal, and about $100 for a shabby set of gear.
by zomgwtflolbbq April 29, 2008
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golf

I had a good game of golf with the missus last night

also, crazy golf: sex while drunk and unable to tell ur actually boning a shemale
by jiminy cricket August 29, 2003
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golfing

The slang word for anything relating to shrooms or the act of tripping out on shrooms, to be used when around non-users.
Kid: "Hey mom, can I go golfing?"
Mom: "Sure Billy."
Kid: "Haha...sucker..."
by Yodia January 20, 2006
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Golfing

Using dentistry tools to widen a females vagina to just the right size so that you may rest your balls in it.
"Hey Tom are you still a virgin?"
"I dont know... Does golfing count?"
by GmanM618 February 9, 2017
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