golf

a country in irak with the ww3 on and stuff

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein during the gulf war."

by Jeorge "of the jungel" Boosh April 9, 2005

golf

Describes an amazing event or occurance. Used to express surprise, shock, awe, excitement, orgasm, flatulence or extreme terror.

Daaamn yo, that shit is golf!

or

That game of golf was off the golfedy golf yo!

by zoot December 20, 2004

Golf

A meaningless, arrogant sport played by rich, white businessmen who make deals with one another to shape this country up a bit among themselves. The design of the game speaks of arrogance. Think of how big the course is. The ball is about six inches in diameter. Watching it is the equivalent of watching flies fuck.

John: Did you watch the PGA golf tourney this weekend?

Jane: I had better things to do, such as look up the word "golf" on the Urban Dictionary.

by Explaining teen slang May 12, 2018

Golf

Not Only Is It A Sport That Old Rich Men Play. But It Also A Word To Describe Something That's So Extreme That No Words Could Describe It.

Woah Man!!! Your Clothes Are Too Golf For Me!!!

by Bomroth August 1, 2012

Golf

A very difficult sport mostly overviewed by people. It takes a lot of strength and prescision and is one of the hardest sports to play despite people's opinions. Mostly played by men but also women.

I played golf the other day with the boys and I was fire.

by The bom May 4, 2017

golf

a sport that goes for along time

it takes 9 hours to play golf

by piggy 12345 July 3, 2019

golf

golf isn’t a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport

Jim: Did you see golf on the sports channel last night?
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.

by pseudonyms are weird October 20, 2019