glankle

Usually used to describe delicate ankles

Ow my glankles

by Dr Fred the llama February 1, 2019

Glanella

Glanella is usually a ghetto name, and bitches never trust a Glanella.

Omg, she's so Ghetto.
She's Probably a Glanella.

by MrsBekky April 29, 2021

Glane

Glane is the type of person that will never lose sight on its desire and ambitions. It will do whatever it takes just to get what it wants. It's the type of person where it wants to be friendly but is passively misunderstood by others. To others it may seem like it's always serious and never to be messed with but is actually fun to be around with. Sometimes when it's not in the mood or in its serious phase its best to just follow and do whatever it orders. If you have a friend like Glane be glad as it is as upfront and caring as anyone else can be.

Glane: I like your idea but lets go with mine instead.

Someone: Why even bother asking if we're gonna go with your idea anyways

Glane: I thought there would be a better idea than mine apparently there arent.

by EggWaffles June 8, 2021

glutton glands

Intangible glands in the human body that activate when one has a strong urge or desire for a particular food. The ideal location for such glands would be beneath the lower jaw; on the left and right sides of the Adam's Apple.

example 1: "I really don't need another double fudge brownie, however, my glutton glands are working overboard."

example 2:

Gertrude: "Look at Esther!"
Pam: "I see her."
Gertrude: "She's been eyeing those apple dumplings all night!!
Pam: "It's those glutton glands, girl. They'll get you every time."

by politicchick September 19, 2009

derp gland

(noun) a fictitious gland responsible for the filtration of derp-worthy stimuli in the human brain.

in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.

in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.

(intelligent) I swear, if I hear another stupid thing come out of her mouth, my derp gland is going to explode!

(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012

Limp Gland

A flaccid, soft penis.

She loves it when I smack her checks with my limp gland.

Too much booze last night causes my limp gland. Tina has to mouth Mr. Softee all night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018

gland canyon

The valley between a woman's breasts, more commonly known as cleavage

Her pendant was comfortably nestled at the north entrance to the gland canyon.

by Schteve March 19, 2005