Gojo'd

Gojo'd is the action of something being split in half or snapped horizontally

*Snaps a stick in half horizontally*
Guy 1:Dude that stick just got Gojo'd
Guy 2: I hate you

by mikeoxlongWASTAKEN November 14, 2024

Gojo Shmeekmeek

A 2 team, 24 player Balkan game where the players stand on a enlarged chess board surrounded by a monopoly board with middle eastern village names on it. You are given a 2 handed rectangle shaped tennis racked and toss a large smush melon ball into the air and try to eliminate players on the other team by getting the ball into the square they are standing on. If you miss the players square and land in a empty square, the player who hit the ball has to move to that empty square. If the ball lands in their square or hits the player, they are eliminated and the team that hit the ball gets to play a turn on the monopoly board, which has the same rules as regular monopoly. In all four corners there are 1 player revive card, in which the team can use to revive one player. Whoever has the most money before a full team is out or the 90 minute countdown ends, wins the game.

Yo wassup fool, Me and Max Julian were gonna join the game of Gojo Shmeekmeek that the rest of the hood is playing. You wanna join fool?

by ratwrap November 14, 2024

gojo tax

when someone breaks your kitkat or breaks the food you're eating to into a half so they can eat it...kinda like fanum tax but with gojo.

I paid the gojo tax when I let my friend break my kitkat

by iluvvash January 28, 2025

Gojo's wife

Thats what most gojo simps call themselves. So gojo has 25397496368252 wives. I may or may not be one of them.

Gurl 1: I am gojo's wife
Gurl 2: No i am
Gurl 3: No i am

by Gojo wife December 1, 2025

Satoru Gojo

A fine ass teacher omg. Tall. Beautiful eyes. STRONGGG???? and INTELLIGENT??? wow. what more can i ask for. Anyways this mf comes out in Jujutsu Kaisen go watch it lol.

“Wow have you seen the new anime adaption of Jujutsu Kaisen?”

“Yup omg! but did you see Satoru Gojo though?”

by Sistinechapel December 5, 2020

Satoru Gojo

Satoru Gojo is the strongest jujutsu sorcerer from the manga and anime named Jujutsu Kaisen

Satoru Gojo is a badass, he can walk in uninvited, threaten the old man in charge, then walk out just as casually without suffering any consequences

by tryst_69 December 8, 2020

Satoru Gojo

The sexiest mf in all of anime. He’s definitely packing and has a god complex. Mappa’s favorite.

You let your girl watch Jujutsu Kaisen?

I did.... she left me for Satoru Gojo and I understand.

by Bakuhoe March 17, 2021