Gomer

Origin, hospital emergency room slang for extremely old, Alzheimer's ridden, mute, sick people. GOMER is an acronym for "Get Out of My Emergency Room." In the novel "House of God" (Samuel Shem, 1978) GOMERS are defined essentially as sickly old people who now because of dementia have lost whatever quality it is that makes someone a person. When GOMERS come into the hospital they are unable to communicate so the admitting doctor will order many, many, lab tests hoping to discover why the GOMER was sent to the hospital. GOMERS never come to the hospital, they are only sent. This battery of tests is sometimes called a "Gomer-Gram."

That gomer down in room 13 just fell trying to climb out of bed and now he's bleeding all over my floor.

by Rockeye May 1, 2006

Goner

A video-game boner.

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"Yeah what gives you a Goner? That's a video game boner. Just made it up, its a thing now." Joe Bereta

by Joe Bereta April 5, 2012

Golfer

"Any hole is a goal" A golfer is a male who will have sex with any living thing, often caught fornicating with the most grotesque and repulsive beings alive.

Me: She must have been over 400 pounds
Friend: Ah whatever id still fuck her
Me: Dude you're such a golfer

by aidsracer March 18, 2015

goler

A family that lives on mountains and has alot of incest sex. Also the youngest one lets call 'justin' has sex with a dog named 'Sheba' who has luckly been fix... no ugly babies!

Jusin... get off Sheba u sick fuck!

by bob November 25, 2003

Gooer

Something that can be gooed. Usually cute, soft, squishy, chewable, and satisfying. If your in a bad mood, goo something gooey. Like rubber dinosaurs.

Kate: Hey look at that baby kitten!
Sophia: It's extra gooey.
Kate: Because it's a Gooer.

by Gooerbeeps111 October 26, 2010

goker

Goker is a general term for anyone who exceeds in whatever they do, be it sports, academics, and/or sexual life.

Goker is amazing at everything.

by AnonymousIsMyName September 19, 2006

Gover

A derogatory name, often used to insult people.

Person 1: Bro I hate you so much, you're a gover!!
Person 2: Why... What did I do for you be so mad?

by ManoWill April 26, 2021