Golden Retriever Boyfriend

a significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship

Girlfriend: Your such a Golden Retriever Boyfriend

by (DETECTED) January 14, 2023

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straight goddess

a girl that is perfect in every physical way

Joe: WOW that girls really hot.
Steve: Yeah, she's straight goddess

by NuttyNigel December 13, 2009

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Golden Schlond Poofa

Barbie Life in the Dream House icon.

“Is that what I think it is?! A one of a kind, limited edition, Golden Schlond Poofa!”

by Golden_schlondpoofa September 14, 2021

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stepped off the Golden

Figuratively: When a person commits suicide; literally: When a person jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Sit down, I've got some bad news! CJ has "stepped off the Golden"! Investigators estimate it happened early this morning.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021

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golden toilet enema

When you take a shit in pissy toilet water and it splashes up in your open ass hole.

Fuck, I forgot to flush that chicks piss, now I can give myself a really creepy golden toilet enema!

by atomicpunk5150 May 12, 2009

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The 'Golden Rule' = it's not gay if it's in a 3-way.

This rule dates back to Ancient Greece. Legendary cynic, Tortuga, has argued it could possibly be gay if the 3-way consists of three males (zero females). According to early prophets, the gender of the participants plays no role in the gayness of a 3-way. Therefore, any form of a 3-way is never gay. The Golden Rule is valued by many as the most important rule in human history.

"OMG I made out with Eddy last night!"- Michael
"Well, was it in a 3-way?"- Paul
"Ya, so?" - Michael
"Then it's not gay bro, that's the Golden Rule" - Paul

by LarryGreen June 12, 2016

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Gedeon

An athletic, good-looking, funny in alot of ways, boy who is not afraid to show how he feels towards a girl, also energetic and passionate. He never seems to hive up on his dream and also does not fail to impress a girl in bed with his nice big dick.

I wanna marry a boy named Gedeon.

by Actually lavar ball April 23, 2018

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