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Goatee empire

An empire that Sam invented. Their statue is a messed up monstrosity called Janet and their emperor is Sam.
Sam, Toby ,Liam, Ruan and Anneke, I know you are reading this. I hope my defintion of Goatee empire isn't bad Sam!
by KLSdefintions888 June 24, 2020
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goatee

The goatee sex position is where neither party shaves any part of their body for a minimum of three weeks and then 69’s
Babe let’s get hairy and goatee!”
by HeyItsNatalieC December 11, 2020
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goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to man who has a goatee.
"Im a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"
by Michael Mays March 17, 2024
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goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to men who have goatees.
"I am a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"
by Michael Mays March 17, 2024
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Goatee

You know, you're growing on me... But just a little bit... GROWING LIKE A FUCKING PLANT!
Hym "I'm still going to need that wife of yours... Here's the plan: You hammer the retard she's with to death. I will then take her... And lock her up... In a crudely constructed cabin in the woods (I don't know how to build cabins)... End of plan. We can do it Goatee... We can do it today."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
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goatee papa

goatee papa is a term used to describe a guy named ivan. A goatee papa is a beautiful, handsome, bebe boy. guys that are described as goatee papas usually have a luscious mustache and can be spotted from a mile away. #welovegoateepapas
“Hey goatee papa you looking scrumptious tonight ;)”
by poppy6 September 23, 2025
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Goatgeta

Goatgeta is so goated
by sigmanam November 19, 2025
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