1) A factual statement.
2) The only way to reply to a gleek's ravings about the one of the most inane shows in existence.
3) The name of the blog which proved the first definition.
2) The only way to reply to a gleek's ravings about the one of the most inane shows in existence.
3) The name of the blog which proved the first definition.
Ryan: "Hey, have you seen that show glee? My girlfriend made me watch it, but I gotta say-for a musical-it's pretty darn funny. And-AAAAND, it totally tackles some of the big and serious issues of the day, like serial douchebaggery, recurring amnesia, and bipolar disorder."
Murphy: "Recurring amnesia? . . . Bipolar disorder?!"
Ryan: "Yeah, totally. Everyone on the show has it. Oh, and alzheimer's. And delusional disorder."
Murphy: "Dude, I watch Glee too-I'm a BIG time gleek-but I don't remember any of that stuff you're talking about. What episode was it in?"
Ryan: "What do you mean? It's in every episode."
Murphy: "How so?"
Ryan: "Well, I mean, all of the characters are emotionally volatile, forgetful of former statements and events and are narcissistic and selfish and yet have extremely low self-esteem. Weirdly though, they all seem strangely one-dimensional. Actually, nobody on the show makes any sense."
Murphy: "I have no idea what you're talking about. They all make sense to me. Like . . . Kurt! He totally breaks down all of the gay stereotypes."
Ryan: "Are you kidding m. . ."
Murphy: "What?"
Ryan: "I just remembered that I'm not a psychiatrist, so all that stuff I just said was total bullshit. But, also, I realized something."
Murphy: "What's that?"
Ryan: "Glee sucks."
Murphy: "Recurring amnesia? . . . Bipolar disorder?!"
Ryan: "Yeah, totally. Everyone on the show has it. Oh, and alzheimer's. And delusional disorder."
Murphy: "Dude, I watch Glee too-I'm a BIG time gleek-but I don't remember any of that stuff you're talking about. What episode was it in?"
Ryan: "What do you mean? It's in every episode."
Murphy: "How so?"
Ryan: "Well, I mean, all of the characters are emotionally volatile, forgetful of former statements and events and are narcissistic and selfish and yet have extremely low self-esteem. Weirdly though, they all seem strangely one-dimensional. Actually, nobody on the show makes any sense."
Murphy: "I have no idea what you're talking about. They all make sense to me. Like . . . Kurt! He totally breaks down all of the gay stereotypes."
Ryan: "Are you kidding m. . ."
Murphy: "What?"
Ryan: "I just remembered that I'm not a psychiatrist, so all that stuff I just said was total bullshit. But, also, I realized something."
Murphy: "What's that?"
Ryan: "Glee sucks."
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A beautiful individual who can sing her heart out and make everybody smile. Has a great style with clothes and is very smart . She's perfect in her own way and nobody can stop her from doing anytbing she wants
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Closet Glee's usually "come out of the closet" and admit their love of the show after sustained talk of musical numbers and Sue Sylvester
Closet Glee's usually "come out of the closet" and admit their love of the show after sustained talk of musical numbers and Sue Sylvester
Ex.
Girl: "Did you guys watch Glee yesterday? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW THEY'RE DOING AN EPISODE ALL ABOUT BRITTANY SPEARS!!!!!"
GUY: "Glee is such a stupid-ass waste of time, they break out in song like every 5 minutes and who gives a flying crap about whether Rachel and Finn get together.. "
Girl: "How do you know about Rachel and Finn if you don't watch the show?"
Guy: "... OKAY I ADMIT I'M A CLOSET GLEE.. I LOVE GLEE SO MUCH"
Girl: "Did you guys watch Glee yesterday? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW THEY'RE DOING AN EPISODE ALL ABOUT BRITTANY SPEARS!!!!!"
GUY: "Glee is such a stupid-ass waste of time, they break out in song like every 5 minutes and who gives a flying crap about whether Rachel and Finn get together.. "
Girl: "How do you know about Rachel and Finn if you don't watch the show?"
Guy: "... OKAY I ADMIT I'M A CLOSET GLEE.. I LOVE GLEE SO MUCH"
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