Girlfriend

Something that you will never ever EVER get.

I have a girlfriend and you don´t

by PussyChomper42069 May 3, 2022

Girlfriend

Something you don't have

Hey do you have a girlfriend?
no

by 548794139-87-043 May 24, 2018

Girlfriend

a very sexy female that you should love a lot

My girlfriend is so sexy!

by Anonymous Y July 7, 2019

Girlfriend

A girl that you love/like that can either make you happy or can be a leech of your life, time, and money

I broke up with my girlfriend because she asked me what restaurant I wanted to go to, and in the end, I had to go to her favorite. Sick of this sh*t.

by Grinchblitzkreig May 16, 2020

Girlfriend

The greatest oxymoron since "Military Intelligence".

A dog would be a better friend than his girlfriend was.

by BF42TH July 10, 2018

Girlfriend

Something I do not have.

A girlfriend is something I do not have.

by Grizzlebear22 October 30, 2018

Girlfriend

Something I don’t have :(

Girlfriend

by 69 Is A Number May 13, 2019