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Facebook Ghandi

Giving unwanted advice to people through comments on Facebook.
1:I hate being ignored
2:Don't be ignored stand up and scream it's the only way you will be heard
1:Yeah ok
2:Bad vibes will only receive bad vibes faith in something bigger and better and believing that will make it all good there is light in every dark tunnel think bright even if it's dark let the spirit guide and stick to gaining an understanding if it doesn't happen that means there is something better you surround yourself with what you put out karma is real I have no reason to lie to you everything is within you and finding what you really want
1:Ive heard it all. Theres nothing that i haven't heard before.
2:I can't save you from yourself if you want to be so grim. The pit your in is the pit you need to wake up in and realize it's dark in there.
3: you're*
1:Lol
3:Honestly don't even know how you were on my news feed but I had to, everybody's a Facebook Ghandi these days.
by MBenji January 4, 2014
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Reverse ghandi

Where one decides to break one’s femurs on order to spank one’s meat while sitting in a transcendent position
I had a long week I’m ready for a reverse ghandi
by Vshape December 8, 2024
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Reverse ghandi

Where one decides to break one’s femurs on order to spank one’s meat while sitting in a transcendent position
I had a long week I’m ready for a reverse ghandi
by Vshape December 8, 2024
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on Ghandi

On Ghandi
Slang (noun/exclamation)

Definition:
A playful, non-religious twist on the slang phrase “On God,” used to swear sincerity or emphasize a statement’s truthfulness. By referencing Gandhi—renowned for his commitment to peace and moral integrity—this expression highlights honesty without invoking a deity.

Credited to: Maxwell Wishart
Example Usage:

Friend 1: “Will you really help me move this weekend?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I’ll be there with boxes and tape, on Ghandi!”

Person A: “Did you actually finish the entire group project by yourself?”
Person B: “I did—on Ghandi, I put in all the hours!”
by AustinMcCully March 14, 2025
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President napkin Ghandi

The kind intellegent leader of india that shares his valuable of chicken tikka masala with the bois, and for the bois. His knowledge has helped many cure their ass cancer and overcome LCS (Large Cock Syndrome).
person 1 : yo did u hear President napkin Ghandi's new talk?
person 2 : yea it cured my ass cancer
by potnooodle September 6, 2020
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Red Eyed Ghandi

by wood2trapz November 22, 2021
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ghandicapped

When somebody attempts to sound philosophical but instead makes themselves appear mentally handicapped in the process
Friend: Jaden Smiths tweets are so insightful!

Me: No you retard he's Ghandicapped
by BeardlessBeard June 25, 2014
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