Gerber

The answer you give to someone when they ask you how your day has been going, and it hasnt been going at all. Adding more e's emphasized that fact.

MacBeth: hey how was your day today?
MacDonald: gerber
MacBeth: lol sucks to suck

nerd: man I got a 100 on that test, how did you do?
wasteperson: geeeerber
nerd: rip dude, you'll gettem on the next one

by JoeDaPro May 28, 2021

Gerber

A Male or Female who eat’s and smells like baby food, and acts like a bratty child who was spoiled by there parents to much.

Dude This annoying kid is acting like a total Gerber he should keep his mouth shut when he eats.

by Ilickthecoldones October 9, 2018

gerber patch

A tiny baby fine patch of hair that remains toward the front of a balding mans head

Yo, that dude is sporting a nice gerber patch!

by Mugby0914 December 22, 2017

Gerber graduates

The act of cumming on your girls face and then scooping the Cum off with a spoon and feeding it to her. "Jeff gave her a gerber graduates."

Jeff gave her a gerber graduates and she loved it.

by Steventyler23 April 12, 2016

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by Mans_dont_be_hot April 18, 2021

Gerber Virgin

A limp dick cuck who nuts out a kid just so he can say hes a dad.

Dave is a Gerber Virgin because has no idea how to raise a kid and doesnt even want a kid but was told its what most people do so he knocked his girl up.

by jp111 July 21, 2018

Gerber

A Gerber referrs to a person who is similar to that of a baby because of their weak strength or child-like character.

James: Yoo why you keep crying like a lil baby.
Z: Cause he a Gerber!
James: Haha. You just made that up?
Z: Yeah bro I'm a trendsetter.

by Zwavvy December 15, 2018