Geetered

1.The resulting state occuring after large amounts of Methamphetamine are consumed either , rectally(which seems to be prefered in a majority of the geetered population)internasally,heated inhalation (or vaporization),intervaniously,or used sub-lingually by licking it off the ass of a quarter gram meth transvestite. The geetered party is generally wide eyed, gittery,agressivly cleaning/vaccuming, the geetered party also may or may not periodicly anounce that he is "spinnin" by simply shouting "spinnin!". One who is or has become geetered may also exhibit symptoms of excitability,excessive masturbation or pornography, loss in voice volume control, and a sense that everybody is super intrested in a story they have been telling over and over again for hours at a time without a single breath.
2. High as fuck on some crystal meth.

"Damn bro he's fuckin geetered."
"Yeah i know he's been pacing around talking to him self, and yelling 'spinnin' every now and then, for a good 47 hours at least."

by jbizzlesuckaniggadizzle March 10, 2017

Geezer

A Geezer is a male englishman who likes drinking, football, and violence, preferably all at the same time. Wants to be the typical cockney jack the lad. They dress up smart to normally pull 'birds' favourites being Stone Island and Burberry. Theyre basically like a better meaner version of a Chav and not bad people to know aslong as you just prove your a 'geezer'. Sorted me ol' mucker...

watch the film 'Lockstock and Two Smoking barrels'

by Neil January 8, 2005

Geezer

An English bloke with a shaved head that wears jeans and shirts all day everyday. Has a good old piss up down the local pub, has a kebab or curry, then goes home. Works in manual labour job, builder, scaffolding, plumber and is generally a good bloke, as long as you support his football team.

Geezer 1: wanna go down pub?

Geezer 2: no mate gonna go down the chippy first.

Geezer 1: fuckin sorted mate.

by Shrike93 June 14, 2010

Geezer-rock

Old school rock of the 60's and 70's

"My Dad and Mom are going to see Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, you know, That Geezer-rock"

by Summer O' Flannigan February 21, 2009

Geezer Pleaser

One who satisfies the elderlys sexual needs

This guy I know is a huge geezer pleaser, He trolls the nurseing homes.

by FlemNasty July 30, 2013

geezer nuts

At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.

Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

Geefer

A person that likes to smell their own farts

After that dude eats a bunch of cabbage he’s such a geefer

by Adddd124 May 23, 2018