The Gelker Test

The true test of Love.

When a couple are showering together and one wishes to test the strength of love to find out if there the one.... by shitting and seeing the others reaction

Made famous by Professor Daniel Gelker

Now practiced throughout the North America region

Hey, she passed the Gelker test bro!!

How much shit??
Bathtub was covered

Nice

by Ezras13 October 9, 2020

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pooty gucker

Someone who lames up a gathering repeatedly by talking nonsense that only applies to themselves.

That dude is such a pooty gucker, he won’t shut up about his collection of “who gives a rats ass” for the 5th night in a row.

by SerpyDerp December 8, 2022

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gecker • geckert • geeker • gicker • Gacker • gecked • gocker • Gucker • Geekerbocker • Genker

Gicky Gackers

It's anything what you want it to be.

"wanna try gicky gackers"
Re: "Lol what's that"
"you may not like it"
"its stinky and n sticky"

by fredosantana4329 December 22, 2023

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Rugged Guckert

Action performed during sex. The “jim” lies on his back and is mounted reverse cowgirl by his male/female partner. The “jim” initiates the guckert portion of the act by spitting mucus into the anus of the top mounted party while simultaneously urinating in/in the general direction of the top mounts mouth. The “jim” then begins swirling the mucus in a clockwise motion around the rim of the top mounts anus. The act concludes with the “jim” taking an invisible shit and asking for a cigarette. No one cums and the totality of all these acts are indeed rugged.

If your spitter and your piss bottle are one in the same than you are probably Jim guckert and likely have executed a rugged guckert

by Rugged jim guckert January 1, 2024

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gicky gackers

A very special type of activity that you suggest to women online. Something that is sticky and stinky. It is meant to stay ambiguous, otherwise it loses it's meaning.

He: Hey, are you into gicky gackers? ........
Her: Hahaha what's that?

He: It's sticky, and stinky

by BigManBigorexia April 26, 2024

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