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hanging gammon 

hanging gammon. a noun <verb> to describe a low hanging cliterous.
look at her over there. her gammon is hanging low.

she Has hanging gammon and I don't mean in the kitchen
hanging gammon by Masterbains February 3, 2014

Average Gammon 

Defined as being a women who one would copulate with if the chance arises.
•Average Gammon... Get out your salmon..?

•Callum: how'd your date go?

Oly: she was average gammon at best.

Callum: and did she get out her salmon?

Oly: Of course baba, eeaassyyy!
Average Gammon by McCooks June 13, 2014

Salty gammon mush 

When the females vagina is saggy and wrinkled and becomes saturated with sweat, and has a coating of baby batter over it. We refer to this as salty gammon mush.
Jack:Oh man i'd let that chick suck my nine
Victor: I wouldn't go near her dude, i heard she has a salty gammon mush.

The females pussy began to perspire, soon she would have a salty gammon mush.

Cindy: Hey Claire lets go pick up some guys.
Claire: I don't know Cindy I haven't showered i think i might have onset salty gammon mush
Salty gammon mush by RyanEmm July 22, 2009

Nah gammon 

Australian slang - like saying "just kidding" or "jokes"
that was shit... nah gammon it was awesome
Nah gammon by Aussie_cossie February 5, 2012

Tom Gammon 

Tom Gammon is a world wide superstar. Mainly known for his 2 inch chode, bullet nipples, cows lick and BBM hoes. You can find this wild creature lurking around the streets of kingswood. Its mating call is 'Muaaa Muaaa'
Look at that twat over there with his boner chode, Tom gammon
Tom Gammon by BillyHaynes1000 June 13, 2013

Hand Gammon 

Play on words of "Hand Cannon", this entails putting your hands inside of two piglets anuses and using them as melee weapons to thwart off your enemies.
I'm going to use my hand gammon to beat him to a pulp!
Hand Gammon by miggHD July 11, 2018