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gammon and spinach

A phrase used by Mr Jorkin in Alastair's Sim's version of Scrooge: A Christmas Carol and I think it means no harm done
It's alright lad, gammon and spinach......
by MJJJ5 December 6, 2013
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Salty gammon mush

When the females vagina is saggy and wrinkled and becomes saturated with sweat, and has a coating of baby batter over it. We refer to this as salty gammon mush.
Jack:Oh man i'd let that chick suck my nine
Victor: I wouldn't go near her dude, i heard she has a salty gammon mush.

The females pussy began to perspire, soon she would have a salty gammon mush.

Cindy: Hey Claire lets go pick up some guys.
Claire: I don't know Cindy I haven't showered i think i might have onset salty gammon mush
by RyanEmm July 22, 2009
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Gammon Washer

A word used to describe a vagina on 'Tim Shaws Asylum' on Kerrang Radio.
'I put it right up her gammon washer'
by Dan Pearce June 24, 2005
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peter gammons

Gammons "GMS" A unit of measure in particle physics that defines a sudden loss in matter without the anticipated generation of transformational energy. the single most unusual factor yet to be resolved for unification theorists.
"If we could harness the potential of the Gammons phenomena we could reduce great quantities of toxic waste to harmless and stable states without the anticipated release of unharnessed energy" Dr Altom Romig Sandia National Labs
by Rick Fermi May 13, 2005
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gammon

he is a gammon head
by Snowflake head January 8, 2019
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Gammon

British term of derision used to mock right-wing white men whose face adopts a pink-ish color (resembling a cut of gammon) during fits of anger.
"we just drove past a tiny #FreeTommy demo in trafalgar square and it was the most pathetic and most gammon-tinted crowd i’ve ever seen. dickheads."
by bpromas July 19, 2018
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Gammon slap

When your eating a girl out and he fat ass thighs slap your face
Damn girl you just K.O'd me with a Gammon slap!
by ClappedupNanbred January 30, 2019
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