Ninja Gaidance

What you desperately need but can't find when you are failing miserably at any Ninja Gaiden game for PS3

Guy 1: Ahhhh this game is so hard what do I do!?!?!

Guy 2: I would offer you some Ninja Gaidance but I don't have a fucking clue.

by Ultrafiend101 December 4, 2010

Guod Guid

Guod guid is the short and very usable acronym for the longer and life inspiring phase, "Get up on dat, get up in dat."
Guod guid is a life montra that can be used as almost any part of speech and certainly in any context. It is soon the be one of the most favored words of the cast of Jersey Shore mostly because they find saying hankuna matata to outdated.

Guod guid is the gasoline that runs through our collective subconscious. It connects me to you, and you to Ali, and Ali to everyone. Take one match and guod guid this world to ashes.

I was feeling bummed out, but than Raf told me, "guod guid", and now I can't wait to seize every opportunity to get chicks, make money, look sexy, and you know, be guod guid.

by Dr. Cornelious Guod January 15, 2011

Guadalupe

Name for a woman usually of Mexican descent. Pretty,very intelligent,very unlikely to be ghetto, does not like ugly people, is very successful. She will surpass any obstacles put in front of her, takes life as it is and will keep going no matter what.

Person #1: "Wow! Guadalupe is so successful that I am extremely jealous!"
Person #2: "jeez, and i was sitting here thinking she was a chonga from the ghetto"
Person #1: "wow you are so racist, Guadalupe is my favorite person, I look up to her! I should nominate her for an award"

by akbar puffin muffin February 4, 2010

guidolino

A guidolino is a smaller version of a guido. They usually range from 10-14 and they try their hardest to be a hardcore guido. They usually attempt to glowstick,and they love techno music. They usually drink underaged, and smoke smarties. Guidos are already a pathetic excuse of a person, and guidolino's are even worse. The fad gets started younger and younger. Guido-linos dress guido, and they usually try to speak italian, even all they know is ciao, so they wont get too far.

Hey what is that kid doing at the discotecca, hes only 12 years old! Oh hes a guidolino, he loves to frollic and fistpump at the club.

by rofro May 2, 2009

Guido Hair

Hair that looks greasy and disgusting from having too much product in it and can withstand winds of up to 90 miles an hour without even moving.

Anthony thought his hair was super sweet but what woman wants a man who’s hair could be used as a lethal weapon?

“March your ass upstairs right now and wash that crap out of your hair, no son of mine is leaving this house with Guido Hair.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

guidette

The female counterpart to the guido. Usually moderately attractive, with nice fake titts but in desperate need of a nose job. Her voice and personality are so repulsive that only incredibly desperate white males or other guidos/guidettes will listen to her.
She is a mammoth whore, the only type of woman that a guido won't date rape because he doesnt have to. Usually have anywhere between 3 ad 8 STD's, and the super STD chlapmydia is common among the older or more whorish kind. Some of them look like post-op trannies.

"I totally hooked up with (insert italian name) last night"
"that skanky-ass guidette? She probably gave you the Chlapmidya"

by Gnossos_the_wise April 9, 2006

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

1. The original science-fiction comedy. Written by the late Douglas Adams, HGttG incorporated poignant observations about the nature of Life, the Universe and Everything with ridiculous slapstick. It began as a radio show, but was later made into a book trilogy in five parts. The one steadfast rule of the series is that logic and causality are for sissies.

2. A fictional device similar to a PDA which contains an encyclopedic database about everything you could possibly want to know about, written by underpaid or unpaid people not really concerned with accuracy (much like UrbanDictionary). It comes in a box that has the words "DON'T PANIC!" in large, friendly letters.

"Thanks to the Hitchhiker's Guide, I've become an expert in all sorts of useless crap. And I can fly."

by Teflon Don December 11, 2003