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GOOT

Greatest Of Our Time. When you think someone is the very best of our time but there have been others before them.
Q: “Yo bro you hear the new Juice WRLD song?”
A:Yeah bro he the GOOT
by P. Dough January 25, 2021
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goot

To go off topic / someone who always goes off topic
ex 1:
"hannah, how many times are you gonna goot before you just shut up"

ex 2:
"Wow i philip, i am such a goot today"
by swaggy420 August 17, 2014
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Goot

A word invented in the Off topic chat on reddit
Mods have the big Goot
by Potato sallad June 17, 2018
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Goot (Gootus)

Goot (Gootus)
noun

Goot (in old texts sometimes referred as Gootus) is the only god in Gootic religion (Gootism).

Even though they greatness send Jazzus to Gootland (the island we know as Gotland today) in order to create a safe world with the help of the Finnish people, we know very little about his existence.

Sattan the brother and arch enemy of Goot lead Franzien some time, ending in the Great-Gootic-War.
Goot (Gootus) is the name of god in the Gootic religion. Referred as they (stand alone always use singular).

You may use Goot instead of God when talking to a prayer.

Examples: Gootus Vult! What kind of Goot has your religion?
by Jazzus June 22, 2022
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Goot

"Is that pizza good? Can I have a goot?"
by Speckles69 September 7, 2018
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Goot

goot
goot gang.
by gootgang January 28, 2021
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Goot

The name for a fart (toot) that is brought on uncontrollably when giggling.

Giggle + Toot = Goot.
Sorry for the sudden goot, but Heather's video was hilarious.
by adderofwords December 7, 2023
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