swollen goods

A pun on the words stolen goods.

Can be used as a chat up line in "how would you like to be the receiver of some swollen goods?"

by Nick J White July 3, 2006

Twade Goods

The mispronuciation of the phrase Trade Goods. Often by inbred people and foreigners.

Would ye like any twade goods.

by Louie Kay September 4, 2006

Gooksnatch

{verb} - To take or steal money and you intentionaly make up lies explaining that it was confiscated.

When Joe told me the police took my money,I knew right then and there,I was a victim of a gooksnatch.

by urbandudeman February 26, 2009

Googs

An affectionate term for Google.

"Oh Googs, you're my favourite."

by fred327 January 8, 2009

Goofstick

A large stick, often waves in the air by teachers when a students says something stupid or pointless

"Why I ought to hit you with my goofstick!"

by Goofstickguy45 April 20, 2018

googs goblin

The unwanted outcome of unprotected sex. This is often also referred to as a "baby"

Yo Gat did you hear Jake almost had a googs goblin with Haley!?

by Gnarbuckles November 12, 2017

Goonshark

Declan

Fuck, Goonshark loves goon

by VBinMYblood February 17, 2018