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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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Gab Session

Something white girls do when their boy toy breaks up with them.
OMG Becky that was like totes a great gab session. Wanna go get Starbucks now?
by ThatGuyWhoDefinesThings January 4, 2014
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Gab Prieur

Faire un Gab Prieur.
Faire une sieste avec cigarette, généralement dans une machine ou un véhicule et sur le lieu de travail.
"Es tu en train de te faire un Gab Prieur tsé chose big"
by Manifox October 9, 2020
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Gab-whipping

a type of acrobatic homosexual love-making, known amongst the natives of the social media platform GAB.
I'm tired of gab-whipping these newbies. I need a real man.
by Andrew Torba's Midnight Climax November 2, 2022
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gab my blabster, bashers

A term of endearment towards hookers that one frequently visits.

This is because every one knows that after having continual sexual intercourse (for hours on end) a repetitive "gab, gab" of a wet sound is created. It is also well known that many men like to eat melted cheese while visiting hookers, so they pronounce hookers as "bashers" and their "dickster", namely their penis, as a "blabster." Scientists in nothern russia estimate that this phrase is used most commonly by homosexually-inclined eskimos.
"Yeah! Ready to gab my blabster, bashers? The usual, $30."
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gab.com

Gab.com is an American alt-tech social networking service known for its freedom of speech. Alt-left, far left and other left leaning sites often considers it as nothing but right wing extremism and promotion of violence because site had some people doing it in past, even though rules stating clearly that this kind of activity is prohibited. Furthermore, far left sites such as facebook or twitter have no issue with promoting violence till this day, as long as it's done by people with their views on people who oppose their views.
- So, wikipedia considers that "promoting conspiracy theories" on gab.com is some kind of crime, even though wikipedia itself wildely desrcibes "unethical human experimentation in the United States" article, and therefore showing that not all "conspiracy" theories are a bs. Am I correct?

- Remember: Twitter banning Trump = democracy. Twitter getting banned in Uganda = fascism!
by Kuba12345 January 16, 2021
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Gab Gab

A rude annoying mean person likes to play people DO NOT GET CLOSE TO SHE WILL PLAY YOU AND RUIN YOU lose all emotions immediatly also tries to steal her only friends boyfriend also into ag which is boring af
eww that chick is such a Gab Gab because she just played John and is now trying to steal Britney’s boyfriend
by I’m rude January 6, 2019
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