Flompy

The act of getting head while taking a dump.

Hey girl come over here and give me a flompy.

by Cowboy Randy December 16, 2008

fwump

The sound a forceful poo deposit causes when it makes contact with the water in a toilet.

I squatted down and then fwump! my ass was soaked after a tsunamic reverse flush.

by mrs_equator September 23, 2006

Frompy

A word meaning unnecessarily overdressed in a royal manner.

The king, with his five petticoats, looked especially frompy today.

by Ashii Waldo June 10, 2009

Fromp

A person who is taking a bath and farts...pops the bubbles and sniffs them.

My mother is a fromp.

by Bootyfulcowgirl August 20, 2008

Fomping

A loud, heavy footstep to be heard coming from a French woman who lives above a person in a block of flats.

"Why does she have to keep fomping round. Could she not walk quietly?!"

by Einstein is the best March 25, 2009

fwamp

Fwamp is everything in life.. Fwamp is the alpha and the omega. Fwamp is the beginning to the end. Fwamp is life.

How the fwamp are you?
Can I take a look at your fwamp?
Oh fwamp what the fwamp is that?

by Thefwamper May 23, 2017

foompy

adj., Describing one who is dirty, smells bad, or has a distasteful appearance. Usually is white or mixed, is from a bad neighborhood or trailer park in an upscale surrounded neighborhood, and has a name with apostrophes in it.

Person 1: "Did you hear Zia'meir and A'liyah fucked in the janitor's closet?"

Person 2: "Yeah. Why didn't those foompy motherfuckers just wait until they got home?"

by Tytyttyyghcchch January 25, 2019