Funderware

A fleece jacket or vest bearing the embroidered logo of an investment bank, venture capital firm, private equity shop or other financial companybb that provides funding -- the basic outerwear garment of finance bros and sisses. Also known as a Finance Jersey, VC Jersey, PE Jersey or Wall Street Jersey.

Oh check him out, the dude in the North Face Polartec funderware -- "Schmendrick Capital." Wall Street jersey, pathetic . . . and yet sharp.

by FitofPeak2 February 5, 2024

Fuckerage

The deliberate and clandestine efforts of an IT company to prevaricate to prevent a user from accessing the resources of a competitor company and force the usage of their own pisspoor product.

Karl Pilkington says to Ricky Gervaise “They’ve added to the fuckerage”.

by Bullshitsmeller pursuivant February 20, 2024

Underagebait

A combination of underage and ragebait, when someone on a forum pretends to be too young to know anything about what’s going on, for the sole purpose of pissing people off.

Not to be confused with jailbait, which is when underage people (mostly girls) try to seduce grown men (and women, presumably) online.

Crappy example of an underagebait post: hi guys im 8 and whats a pac man?

by Bbb23’s left testicle November 17, 2024

funderal

Funderal: A funeral for group buys (most notably Juice WRLD community, with buys such as Animal Sessions, My Soul), that have minimal movement (gaining $±100/day).

Amnesia Session GB was such a funderal.

by cGVuaXMK August 27, 2025

The underage Remington

A very desirable underage male prepubescent. Sometimes have to hide your female significant other from this young man. Likes to beg older and more mature men to buy him marijuana cartridges.

It’s the underage Remington again trying to get me to but him weed pens. I better get him one before he steals my old lady

by Milf3500 November 22, 2023

The underage Remington

A very desirable, prepubescent boy whom every lady wants. He spends his long days stealing road signs and women’s hearts. He begs his more mature and older friends to buy him marijuana cartridges.

Watch out guys! The underage Remington is here. Hide your girlfriends and your vapes!!

by Milf3500 November 22, 2023

Creamy Substances from your underage lover

When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter

noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment

noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch

alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money

random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....

by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023