Functioning crackhead

A crack head that does drugs and can still go to work, do school work, etc.

My uncle a functioning crackhead because he does crack and going to work.

by Breyy March 30, 2021

Functionally Hot

Being attractive by virtue of how one uses their body, usually physically. Not to be confused with being attractive because of one's build.

Josh: To be honest, Alina Zagitova isn't really my type.
Jerry: Sure, but you should see her skate. She's functionally hot!

by DMTeen November 25, 2020

Mother Function

When your a nerd and aren't aloud to swear.

mother function told me to clean my room…so I did.

by trufflebutter April 22, 2016

Functionally Fucked

Drunk as a motherfucker but with an odd sense of clarity and functionality.

Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."

by Ttirrem ikslahcim November 28, 2021

topular function

gettin head. oral sex.

Aye yo i heard u got that topular function last night RS.. nah i got head dumbass, same thing hoe

by DirtyBubby May 25, 2018

functional irony

A form of irony in which aesthetic (design) and form (function) are intersubjective.

Exuded by a design or interface metaphor; a skeumorph; or a meme.

Memes exude (express) functional irony.

by sandraxine July 29, 2018

Erectile Function

When the Shlong cooperates when banging the female in a way in which is epic and amazing, unlike Erectile disfunction this makes you look like a god amongst the female species rather than a pussy, praise the erectile function mother fucker.

OH GOD I have erectile function

by Blackconnormcgregor May 8, 2023