When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.
Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!
by spyslikeus March 1, 2011
by ben dood October 20, 2007
B: "Ja som hrával Zeda"
B: *Picks Zed and proceeds to fumble the bag*
V: "gg that epic fail, go next"
B: *Picks Zed and proceeds to fumble the bag*
V: "gg that epic fail, go next"
by JayGee427 November 27, 2014
Kyle D. “Fumbled the bag”!
by LenisLicker May 2, 2022
Male 1: Did you get off with that hairy Mary the other night?
Male 2: Yeah man, and I had a proper fumble in the jungle.
Male 2: Yeah man, and I had a proper fumble in the jungle.
by Zedav September 6, 2016
The act of masturbating and spreading one's semen around the shaft and head of the penis as to lubricate it suffciently enough for round two.
Tyler: "Hey dude what's-Holy shit, your totally using your own semen as lubricant for round two!"
David: "Yeah, I'm fumble-bumbling! You gotta try it!
David: "Yeah, I'm fumble-bumbling! You gotta try it!
by gsepfalz January 9, 2011