Cheeky Fumble

When you go back to someone's house having pulled them, but go no further than passionate kissing. This will usually result in love bites and build up of sexual tension, but no touching or insertion of the penis.

Guy 1 : Hey, Did you hear about X's Cheeky Fumble Last Night?
Guy 2 : Yeah his Neck's a right state, although they didn't go any further than kissing!
Guy 1 : I'm kind of Jealous

Cheeky Fumble by LT101 April 4, 2013

cock fumble

when a man is so inebriated that he does not have a firm grasp on his cock during a lengthy urination, which leads to the aforementioned fumbling of the cock, piss spraying in all directions, and normally damp pants and a small puddle on the bathroom floor

Last night, I had such a bad cock fumble that I needed to change my pants.

cock fumble by I Need Velcro November 19, 2010

freshman fumble 

A bad freshman year dating experience, generally freshman year of college.

Friend: “Oo who is that, he’s cute.”
Other friend: “Yeah, I already did that. He was my freshman fumble... I wouldn’t recommend him.”

freshman fumble by Mopatt October 5, 2018

Dodge the Fumble 

When you are Caught on the Fumble and you suddenly find a very convenient excuse or distraction to avoid answering giving a stupid or negative answer that could lead to a lot of trouble.

Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) I managed to Dodge the Fumble right there, John...

Dodge the Fumble by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009

Finger Fumble 

When a guy is fingering a girl and he is so bad at it that he slips it in to hard and fast or Pushes to hard it becomes painful and uncomfortable for the female so much so she actually has to have him stop! A girl only has to have this happen once to never let him try that again!

Amy: So how was your night with Benny?

Vicky: Not so great he had a bit of a Finger Fumble..

Amy: Wow guess that was a short lived relationship!

Finger Fumble by Forevr Fun 'N" Faithful August 29, 2009

Snack fumble 

When you reach into a bag of snack mix and the pieces keep sliding out of your fingers so you end up touching every single piece of the snack mix

I'd stay away from that bowl of nuts, I totally saw Jim sneeze in his hand and then snack fumble.

Snack fumble by DrDiggleDuggle January 16, 2017

Foley fumble 

The Foley fumble is a two-part maneuver: While standing at the foot of the bed, having sex with a spread-eagle internet hook-up, you accidentally lose control of your bowels and drop a deuce on her bedroom floor. To correct this mistake, you quickly kick it under her bed before she can notice. You continue pumping away until you’re finished, then go home, leaving the log for her to find the next morning.

This move was pioneered by Christopher “Kidd Chris” Foley, popular radio show host.

Other names for this maneuver include the Syracuse Sneak, Sacramento Surprise, Loveland Log Roll, and Portland Pump & Dump.

Wayne: “Last night I met this robust woman off AOL, and in the middle of giving it to her I pulled a Foley fumble.”
Lenny:”What in the blazing blue hell is that?!”
Wayne:”I shat on the floor, then kicked it under the bed. She never knew!”
Lenny:” So it’s like a fumble in the NFL, but in this case, you don’t want to end up with the brown object in the end.”

Foley fumble by TheCanon13 September 28, 2017