take a flying liplock to my fuck stick

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.

Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"

by 1spacedcowboy November 24, 2009

fat end of my fuck stick

the head of a penis

sux the fat end of my fuck stick

by christian j grant September 16, 2008

TAKE A SWEET SUCK ON THE SOUR SIDE OF MY FUCK STICK

A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.

by weave July 13, 2003

Dirty Fuck Stick

Huge penis, that has several disseases

I had sex with jess, and i went to the doctor's because of his Dirty fuck stick

by Jizz jojo August 05, 2011

Fuck Sticks

commonly referred as the middle finger, but is know to be currency with some retailers

(Jim) "Hey Tommy how much is it gonna be?"
(Tommy)It'll be 24 Fuck sticks."

I left my fuck sticks at home can I borrow one?

by Philip mkenzington March 29, 2016

fuck-stick

Wash.D.C. vernacular for a woman with a loose caboose.

Joyce is a fuck-stick.

by Thunder Rama August 28, 2020

Fuck-stick

Tim Koers

This fuck-stick ruined everything, like he has since birth.

by RJB21 February 14, 2022