I was Frozen

The ultimate trump card for an argument. You say it to win. It was originally said in the movie Suburban Commando by Christopher Lloyd, but the use of it was coined by the Nostalgia Critic.

Woman: "You never look at me that way anymore."
Guy: "Maybe if you looked halfway decent..."
Woman: "I was frozen...today!"

by Dyonus October 07, 2009

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frozen chosen

A nickname for us Prsebyterians that has to do with predestination.

Oh yeah, that summer camp's run by the frozen chosen.

by frozenchosenisacompliment January 03, 2012

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Frozen Mudpie

When a pile of fresh shit is molded to a woman's vagina, then frozen so it can be ravaged later.

Can I make a scat mold of your vagina? So I may ravage it later? It is my own personal Frozen Mudpie my dear..

by tinye11177 January 07, 2011

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Frozen Barney

Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a dildo to fuck either yourself or someone else.

"I got so lonely last night, I barney'd myself"

"I bet those two fags are on their way to make some frozen barney's right now"

by roaxan July 17, 2008

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frozen chipmunk

A blowjob, but performed with a mouth full of ice cubes. Proper technique is to take a large gulp including a few ice cubes of any cocktail on the rocks (Margarita, gin and tonic, vodka redbull, etc), drinking the liquid and retaining the ice in one's cheeks. If the ice melts before satisfactory completion of task, another large gulp of the cocktail is in order, only adding to the talent and skill of the performer.

Crushed ice is to be avoided at all times as it is not comfortable for either party and may lead to the choking chipmunk

You know, my girlfriend is pretty cool about going down on me, but this March 14th she surprised me with a frozen chipmunk! She looked so cute down there with her cheeks full of ice. I was surprised not only with how good it felt, but also how quickly she had finished off both our drinks. We skipped the steaks and it turned into one hell of a night.

by Han Bingo March 14, 2008

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