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friendecrement

The feeling of sadness felt when one notices their friend count decrease after being defriended.
Randy was overcome by a wave of friendecrement when his wife defriended him on facebook.
by shoots-the-moon February 4, 2010
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Friendtential

Adjective describing the potential frienship status a person could have due to some quality/qualities that one considers outstanding and attractive.
Dayumm. Did you see that girl just down those six shots? Yeah she has some serious Friendtential!
by Lacey Gaga June 16, 2010
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friendcestuous

Like incestuous, but with your friends. A group of friends that's oddly, freakishly close with each other. Hold hands, occasionally kiss, share toothbrushes. Sometimes significant others of the friends get jealous of how touchy feely they are.
Those girls over there are so friendcestuous. It's kinda hot, actually. They keep cuddling and licking each other.
by therainsmelody May 9, 2010
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Friendventory

It's one of those times in your life when you're questioning who is and who ISN'T really important to you...on Facebook (yeah, Facebook. Hahaha!). So you decide to take a gander at that friend list of yours and begin weeding them out machete style.
So I was really contemplating who my true friends were on Facebook and decided it was time to do a little friendventory. Weed 'em out, ya know??
by KristinsInk November 20, 2010
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Friender's Remorse

The feeling you get when you 'friend' someone on Facebook, and that person spams you with dumb games or posts a bunch of inappropriate content.
I'm totally feeling some Friender's Remorse ever since Dave started posting racist jokes on my wall.
by Librarian Mike February 19, 2011
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friendilingus

Friendilingus is the act of cunnilingus performed on a friend by a friend purely for the sake of helping a friend out and/or improving skill in that area.
"I don't really feel very comfortable performing cunnilingus, could I perform friendilingus on you so as to get comfortable with it?"
by djones September 15, 2013
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Friendenema

The act of Purging and cleansing of lousy friends via social media/contact deletion.
I just performed a Friendenema on Facebook and ended up deleting 54 people that I don't recognize.
by I am the Travis January 21, 2015
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