fiddle arse

To stuff around, waste time, achieve not much,

As in " Hey mate, what are you up to this arvo?

And the reply " Oh not much, I'm just gonna fiddle arse around , playing a bit of guitar, browsing through Facebook "

by RonniP April 14, 2017

fiddlesticking

The act of one rapidly slapping back and forth

between his or her inner thighs with his or her hands. The goal of this action is to generate a loud noise. Fiddlesticking is a common practice among middle schoolers.

Joe: I am definitely better at fiddlesticking than you.
Ryan: No way bro, I can do it way faster and louder than you!

by Yeet Master May 30, 2018

Fiddley doobing

Having creepy sex in the back of a car with a hot little morsel.

Robs dad: I know you were in the back seat of my bronco fiddley doobing with that girl!

Rob: no dad I wasn’t I swear.
Robs dad: then whose condom rappers are these?
Rob: Moms?

by SNAKS November 8, 2019

Swedish Fiddler

The act of teabagging the particle stream in the Large Hadron Collider, or LHC. Synonymous with Golden CERN.

Coined by Joel Watson in his HijiNKS ENSUE webcomic on 27 september 2010.

The quantum sex act Josh describes in panel 3 is referred to in scientific circles as a “Swedish Fiddler,” a “A Golden CERN,” or a “Hot Black Hole with a Reverse Baby Universe.”

by Richard Garrison September 29, 2010

diddle fiddle

Object used to "diddle" someone, such as a finger or toy

"Hey girl, i can play alot of instruments, i specialize in the diddle fiddle."

by Watchus34 June 22, 2017

Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019

Fruddle

Fruddle is a combination of the words "friend" and "cuddle" which occurs between two friends who are not romantically involved but want to cuddle anyway.

"Ben and Joy fruddle every night."

"Are Stacy and Tom together?" "No, they're just fruddling."

by Theoic October 23, 2009