freddy fazbear pizza

The one place that is magical, entertaining during the day.
During the night time, it's a horrendous, monstrous, scariest, abandoned shit pile of rectum that will rip your gillies out and shit your pants from 12 AM-6 AM, when it's 12 AM, prepare to shit your pants. At 6 AM, be lucky you survived.

Phone Guy: Welcome to Freddy Fazbear Pizza.
Night Watch Security Guard: What?!?!

by ^_^ December 14, 2014

Freddy Vs. Jason

Huge ass showdown with Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees. One of 2003's best movies. Also an A+ horror movie.

John: Hey, bob that movie was mofoing scary
Bob: Don't remind me im still peeing in my pants
Jon:ewwww

by AOJ May 13, 2005

freddy krueger dick

When your dick looks like Freddy Krueger and feels as if it’s burning

Yeah, last night I was with this chick and and I woke up with Freddy Krueger dick

by SkinIsSoft January 1, 2020

Freddy fazbear what happened???

SQUID GAMES!!!!!!!!

Gregory: freddy fazbear what happened???
Freddy fazbear: SQUID GAMES!!!

by cocogoat_drinker March 13, 2022

freddy fazbear

a cute anthropomorphic brown bear from the family friendly game Five Nights At Freddy.

"When you wake up, just remember friends are forever"-Freddy Fazbear, to the kids in his basement.

by Nut fucking E April 28, 2022

splooge frenzy

when a person walks into a room (male/female) whip out your weiner and ejaculates on said persons facial area! after deed is done you have to throw pop rocks (any flavor will sufice) or other exploding candy onto the persons cum filled face. the pop rocks will then explode violently causing the person to panic and a searing pain to insue.

Carlton: "I suprised my grandma when she got home from the hospital with a splooge frenzy!"

by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens July 17, 2011

Golden Freddy

A spooky scary animatronic that is possessed and crashes your game for no reason but to be spoopy

OH NO IT'S GOLDEN FREDDY!

by FNAF forever September 19, 2019