San Francisco Christmas tree

A four-person minimum gymnastic homosexual feat of strength, endurance, and simultaneous load blowing and collapse. A vertical structure of two human centipedes zipped together at the penii (see docking) that come together when the top two participants kiss to form the pinnacle of the tree.

Eric blew out his ACL because he thought he was strong enough to be the base of a San Francisco Christmas tree.

by ForearmDeep November 8, 2019

san francisco yes

Always super-enthusiastically agreeing to plans and always, always flaking.

"Hey John, do you want to come to my daughter's wedding?"
"Yes, absolutely! I've been waiting for you to ask!"
***
Day of wedding, via text: "I can't make it, my dog is sick with the measles :-( Next time though!"
That's a San Francisco Yes.

by Hebejebelus July 20, 2016

Coleman Francis

Lousy B-movie director from the 1960s, most well known for his three movies The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961), The Skydivers (1963), and Red Zone Cuba (1966). All of the films are known for their terrible quality in both poor acting and the lack of an easily explainable plot. Coleman was also known for having cigarettes, light aircraft, coffee, and shoot-first-ask questions later shootouts from the police in his movies. The three were also all featured on the 1990s cult television show Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Coleman Francis played Griffin in Red Zone Cuba, a man who always wanted money, but settled for looks.

by Franklin Jamison February 12, 2013

san francisco left

While driving, the act of passing the street you wish to turn left on, followed by 3 rights.

To make a San Francisco left on 19th Ave at Geary, make a right on 20th, a right on Clement, and then a right on 19th.

by George Burnett March 22, 2007

San Francisco

Cold and foggy, contrary to the typical stereotypes of California.

"Where you going?"
"San Francisco"
"Oh, then don't bother packing those shorts."

by lollipopgal42 August 16, 2012

Francis

has a big cock

"Hi Francis. I heard you have a big cock."
"That is correct."

by spacechimp404 April 23, 2018

Two Fannies

Two Fannies is a condition some really fat girls suffer when they wear tight trousers. In fact just like a double camelsfoot!

That fat bird from The Gossip looks like she has two fannies.

by Spunky Monkey August 12, 2007