frack

A replacement for the word fuck.

"Who the frack broke the fracking toaster?"

by Zack July 1, 2004

frack

v. fracked, frack·ing, fracks
v. tr.

1. To have sexual intercourse with.
2. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
3. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.


v. intr.

1. To engage in sexual intercourse.
2. To act wastefully or foolishly.
3. To interfere; meddle. Often used with with.

n.

1. An act of sexual intercourse.
2. A partner in sexual intercourse.
3. A despised person.
4. An intensive used to accentuate an interrogative.


interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.


Phrasal Verbs:
frack off

1. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
2. To spend time idly.
3. To masturbate.

frack over
To treat unfairly; take advantage of.

frack up
1. To make a mistake; bungle something.
2. To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly.
3. To cause to be intoxicated.

"You were frackin' her."

"Go frack yourself."

"Quit fracking around and get to work."

"He's such a dumb frack."

"What the frack did you do that for?!"

"You can just frack right off, Captain Adama."

"You fracked up things bad this time."

by President Laura Roslin September 3, 2005

Frac hole

When someone gets pounded so hard there asshole looks like an oil spill.

Wow Jeff turned my butthole in to a frac hole.

by Greyson noble July 11, 2011

flaccidacious

beyond awesome - so amazing that upon the sight of this thing or person, you can be sent through an entire conjugal experience from beginning to end. if you are feeling flaccidacious you feel as if you have accomplished a task "in grand fashion", "to the best of your ability", "worked it", "laid the smackdown on it", or "put it to sleep".
the feeling that is produced from any extreme physical or mental endeavor if it results in the positive.

this babe was so flaccidacious that i saw her from across the room, and i was "spent" before we even met.
i've been cramming for a week, i just aced my mid-terms, and i'm feelin' far too flaccidacious to deal with anything that serious.
if you have truly given it all that you can give it, then you may enter into the realm of The Flaccidacious.
or
The Realm of Flaccidaceousness

by Mambo and Jessica December 10, 2006

fracknoodle

Used to replace curse words such as shit or dammit when making an exclamation.

Fracknoodles! I locked my keys in my car!

by Almalphia September 25, 2010

Flaccid Casper

When one manages to cum with a flaccid penis

Dave: "how was the date?"
Jack: "horrible. She gave me a flaccid Casper."

by SilverBackJames23 August 26, 2013

flaccid salmon

The act of taking a limp dick and smacking a girl across the face until your dick is pink or the color of a salmon.

Kyle: Man i gave her a real good flaccid salmon last night

by BigT56 December 29, 2013