Diese Foopa

An unusually large foopa on a women that is very obese.

(Woofus and Tubbsy are standing in-line at the Taco Bell in Wareham)

Woofus: "Ew dude, that chick that's behind the counter is sportin' a Diese Foopa!"

Tubbsy: "Hahahaha dude, that's so gross."

Woofus: "I know right. Shit."

by Woofus July 22, 2008

Foolarity

illogical male thinking

it would be foolarity to think that football was significant in the human scale of things

by Lee King September 5, 2007

Foocla

The act of Unwillingly French Kissing a turtle.

Person 1: Hey wanna French Kiss my turtle?
Person 2: Eww no
Person 1: Too Bad *Forces Person 2 to Foocla*

by ExodiaTheForbidden0ne March 28, 2017

foople

A foople is known as the ever-famous dog-giraffe hybrid breed. It is only found in Flordia, where people don't ask questions and just focus on their chicken boxing (boxing chickens, and making chickens box).

The foople, on the outside, looks like a normal purebred golden retriever. However, it has a deadly sense of humor and will knock you down to the floor with countless ironic jokes until you inevitably tell it to stop.

When you do tell it to stop it will then extend it's neck out to about 50 feet. It will then wrap itself around you and take you back to its evil lair, of which it throws you into a black hole that it has created off of the pure happiness and no worry of the Floridians above ground, (its lair is underground. Think of it as Dexter's Laboratory).

(For more of a real effect, Florida names are showcased here).

Hannah Montana: "Hey look PHIL00_GAMERDUDE, it's a foople! We should be fine as long as we have no sense of humor!"

PHIL00_GAMERDUDE: "I... have a sense of humor."

Hannah Montana: "Well, see you in the black hole! I heard Roast-Beef is wrestling this big chicken, can't miss!"

by welcome to flordia December 22, 2019

foopalooting

an incorrect word, see definition of mumphing

foopalooting is a madeup word, mumphing is what your talking about

by hawk March 26, 2005

Foolaji

A substitute F-word. 'Foolaji' is a way of expressing something you would usually need 'fuck' to get the point across. The great part is, this can be used in front of parents, teachers, the Pope, etc.

"Oh Foolaji" - "Oh fuck".
"Foolaji this, I'm going home" - "Fuck this..."
"For foolaji's sake" - "For fuck's sake"
"He's such a motherfoolajer" - "He's such a motherfucker"
"Foolajin hell!" - "Fuckin hell!"
And so on...

by Tinker March 27, 2005

Fooptastic

Adjective; used to describe a situation in a sardonic or sarcastic manner. If taken literally, it refers to the scale or proportion of a situation. However, if used in a dry manner, it implies a certain poignant discontent, along with a grandieuse of displeasure stemming from the actual cause.

Also; foopalicious, foopnasty, and fooptastically adv respectively.

We've run out of gas because you gave all the money to a stripper, and now were in a town entirely populated by the living dead; what a fooptastic situation.

Or

Did you she the 'smashing' frock she wore to the cremly vista box social? Why, yes I did. It was quite, er.. Fooptastic if I do say so myself.

by Robbi St.Pierre December 16, 2008