food

an abundant source in the US in which its variables and easy availability have caused an epidemic of obesity and bad relationships with food

Food is treacherous! Quod me nutruit me DESTRUIT!!!

food by Stacy June 6, 2003

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that which you have to eat to survive.

i got home..got some food..no wait..smoked some pot..got some food..no..ordered a burrito..took out the trash

food by papermachete December 28, 2005

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Life

1.Jessica : I love food

Giorgina : Me too .
Jamie : lets go get food .

2.Giorgina : Im hungry
Jamie: Me too

Jessica : lets go get food

Food by food.is.life August 21, 2012

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The meaning of life, apart from sex. It keeps you alive and such. The flavors of good food have a seductive quality that puts the mind at ease and lets you forget about stupid shit, such as your girlfriend being incredibly demanding and on her period. Come on now, what gets you through every day besides a good meal and (especially if you actually cook it) the promise of getting laid?

I gave her food and she gave me a blowjob in return. It was tasty for the both of us!

food by MasterDisaster December 30, 2012