Forking

The process of sticking large salad/decorational forks in people's yards in the middle of the night (an upgrade of toilet papering). Usually accompanied by spray painting their lawns a variety of colors.

I would have gone out to the party with you, but I was forking that jackasses yard last night.

by EricaJayne September 3, 2007

Double Forking

1. The act of two women spooning, causing a fork. The fork is created by the two women's hair intertwining. Most common between lesbians. Can get loud if done right.

2. The act of using a fork to hold the end of a joint at a time when it is too small for fingers to hold it. Prevents burning of hands and allows the joint to go on for longer.

1. Those two lesbians were double forking last night. I could hear it.

2. I need to start double forking this joint because I don't want to put it out yet.

by fork90210 October 2, 2009

Fuking

The wrong way to spell fucking

Ur a fuking dumbass... WELL AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO SPELL DUMBASS YOU WHORE

by Tombirds671 June 18, 2018

Baby Faking

Participating in the act of sex for recreational purposes only. Normally accomplished through birth control, condoms, or just good old fashioned pulling out.

Bro, Jessica Alba is so hot.

Oh I know, I would be down for some serious baby faking with her.

by The Sleaze July 6, 2009

Bace Fooking

The art of posting things on face book at 3AM, drunk that you would never post sober.

Suzanne really pissed off some friends with her bace fooking last night!

by K-Dawg4835 August 15, 2009

fofing

The act of engaging in "Fuck off Friday" activities.

Coworker 1: What's on your agenda for today?

Coworker 2: Nothing, I'm fofing till 5.

Coworker 1: Good plan.

by sevenbates April 17, 2012

fojingtyfbs

Fuck
Off
Janet
I'm
Not
Going
To
Your
Fucking
Baby
Shower

Janet: Hey are y-
You: FOJINGTYFBS

by cate larkin August 13, 2017