Folding

The beautiful sport of pleasuring oneself between the folds of blubber covering a fat chick...

"Man...folding totally rules...like screwing a chick with a thousand makeshift vaginas..."

by Capt. Volcano September 29, 2008

folding dishes

when someone voluntarily contributes to a sexually act with inanimate objects

“hey i’m folding dishes let me alone for a second”

by sugarfruit1234 December 15, 2020

Folding Chair

A type of zombie. A mentally awake and aware zombie with the ability to choose not to eat brains. These are the smartest and most dangerous of all zombies since they easily fit in with the normal human population. Often confused with cannibal human beings. These zombies can turn on someone just like a happy and friendly rottweiler turns and bites a child for no reason. The term folding chair comes from the cheap, low weight-limit, outdoor folding chairs that provide a welcome and relaxing seat. At anytime (usually when you least expect it) they break dropping you on the floor unexpectedly, injuring or killing you.

The folding chair collapsed and turned on his friend ferociously gnawing into the side of his skull.

by Zombie 27 August 14, 2018

folding cake

Folding dat ass
Or

Folding dat asssss

I once got caught folding cake in Cambodia.

by big playa 97 June 21, 2016

Folding Dishes

Code for jerking off

"hold on I'm folding dishes"

by Chia_3690 October 19, 2021

Folding chair

Sexual position in which your partner is bent in half while laying on their back, ankles and ears together, while sitting on their face.

"My back still hurts from that folding chair i did last week."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Fording

When an older man flirts with a younger girl and gets no where.

Common example when a senior flirts with a freshmen and gets rejected. (In High school)

Hey Mitch is johnny fording again?

Yup that man is never gonna get laid

by Goatsmilk November 11, 2009