Fog Light Wanker

A person who drives their vehicle with their fog lights turned on when there is no fog.

FUCKING FOG LIGHT WANKER!!!! (At this point it is necessary for you to put your full beam light on in order to 'blind the fog lamp wanker'.)

nb. Those who drive with their fog and side lights on without their dipped headlamp beam when there is no fog deserve and extra portion of road rage, feel free to sound your horn at these idiots.

Fog Light Wanker by Charbear-Hodgedawg February 23, 2011

Fog-machine 

When you put your vape pen inside yo girl's pussy, take a hit of it and blow it into her ass, then she slowly opens and closes her asshole; slowly releasing the smoke, like a fog machine.

Dude, last night I totally fog-machine'd Natalie at the Halloween party!

Fog-machine by Joseph spence November 15, 2016

fog nigger

n. a derogatory term for Englishmen.

1. Nigel is a fog nigger.

fog nigger by Lilith van Garett September 26, 2007

Fog-tie

To intentionally fog-up someone's glasses so you can take advantage of them

I've been going out with Zelda for 3 months and she always gets timid when she notices my boner. Next time I go out with her I'm gonna fog-tie her for sure!

Luther took forever to make the first move, so I fog-tied him.

Fog-tie by TitoII September 12, 2010

Fog hole

When someone blows vape into a vagina preferably cotton candy flavour.

My dad gave me a fog hole last night.

Fog hole by GlowShark February 6, 2021

Fog Beast 

An aesthetically challenged female, usually with over active thyroid glands.

Holy crap G-Unit, I was out last night, went to bar 99 and chatted up this gorgeous looking girl. I woke up the next morning and she turned out to be a pure fog beast. I'm no' drinkin' buckie again pal, eh.

Fog Beast by pdizzler January 9, 2009

Fog Spot 

1. A retarded person. 2. Kids who ride the short bus.
(Derived from the "foggy areas" left on the windows of the short bus, by retarded kids.)

Coop: Yo Greg, did you see the fog spot that made my cheeseburger?

Greg: Yeah dude. Listen up Jack, I don't want no Cork to make my Big Mac!

Fog Spot by Coop July 18, 2003