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fluke

In Northern Ireland and Ireland (at least), a fluke (pronounced flook) is a verb meaning to win against the odds. It can also be used as a noun meaning something won against the odds or someone who wins that way.

Fluke tends to be a positive appreciation of good luck, rather than a denial of the win. It can be used to playfully reject someone's win though, or to be humble about one's own win.
(In appreciation of someone winning): "Whoa, flukey. Well done!"

(In bemused disbelief that someone won a football game): "Jeez, how did you score that goal? You weren't even kicking it right. What a fluke!"

(In happy humility after winning): "Thanks. It was just a fluke really".

(When someone beats you in a game, but you're convinced you'll win next time): "Fluke! Let's go again."

(To tell a story without it seeming boastful): "Well, the whole thing was a fluke really. Back in early Spring, I..."
by Flukemeister March 25, 2009
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Fluter

Straight man who unknowingly flirts with, dates or courts homosexual men.
Hey did you see Veeraj talking to the salesman at Banana Republic?

Yeah, he is such a Fluter!
by 197+sdp March 27, 2009
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Fluke

(1)fluke :
can be used to describe a situation of bullshit.
(2)fluke :
something that happens solely due to luck
Ex1: Damn where the hell did that cop come from..Thats fluke!
Ex2: It is not just a fluke that Captain’s vocal cords can reach the octave of his cousin Leona.
by Sonnyboy22 May 10, 2009
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flaker

You flaker, why'd you bail out last minute
by Peter August 12, 2003
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fluke trash

A phrase commonly used in the world of sports. Most commonly refers to a player or event that at first glance seems perfectly legitimate, but upon closer examination is just a steaming pike of fluke trash. In other words, they are a fraud, a joke, a loser, garbage, etc. Some examples of fluke trash in the sports world are the San Francisco Giants 2010 World Series title, Scott Kazmir, Miles Austin, Barry Zito, Rebecca Black, and of course the biggest fluke trash of them all, fatt cain.
Uneducated Fan: Yo dood! Matt Cain is so good! He had a scoreless streak where he averaged 5 innings a start in the playoffs for 3 games! Hooray hes our ace!

Educated Fan: Yawn, his name is Fatt Cain, and he sucks, is not even close to our real ace, Tim Lincecum, and is a fat piece of fluke trash.

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Tampa Bay Rays GM circa 2007: Man we really hosed the mets in that scott kazmir deal! Dudes a stud!

Tampa Bay Rays GM circa 2011: STFU
by orpheu$ July 27, 2011
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fluterus

a word that rhymes with uterus and is therefore very useful in very classy high-toned poetry suitable for the upper classes of any society except the Afghans.
A funny old gal in a burka
Took another day off from worka,
From the old town of Fluterus
She had filled up her uterus,
With the son of a Taliban jerka!
by Marlen Flutnik January 2, 2008
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Flunker

When a male has an erection before sex, usually in his own pants
Damn dude, I was totally going to get with Jessica but I had to act like a flunker before i even got some pussy.
by Ground Queef June 14, 2010
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