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Piss Flies

Those little flies that buzz around public toilets...in really bad pubs, they fly around your beer...
"There are fucking piss flies in here!"

"This place is a shit-hole, look at the amount of piss flies".
by Skipton Levi December 9, 2008
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Flakey

Someone who , after being invited to an event , implies they will come, but infact bitches out at the last second - in the hour or minute of the event.
Person 1 - "come to the beach bruh"

Person 2 - "sure bruh"

Person 1 - "I'm at a train station, the trains coming in 5 minutes, where are you?"

Person 2 - "cba"

Person 1 - "Flakey bitch nigga"
by Maxsuh May 23, 2014
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Bean Flicker Syndrome

Getting fingers strained from overextension or poor technique while masterbating (feminine problem).
"RJ painfully taped her fingers together after she developed Bean Flicker Syndrome"
by SMData April 8, 2008
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flake up artist

Someone who is noncommittal or agrees to everything but then never shows up and therein flaky. So flaky to the point of being almost professional in the practice of it. A professional flaky person. Hence, flake-up artist.

e.g.

Ben: "Liv! We haven't met up in ages!! Fancy meeting up this weekend? I'll be in your neck of the woods any how so we should deffo meet up for a crafty drink! You down?"

Liv: OMG! Ben!!! YES. We gotta do this! Bell me when your here and I'll come down!

(24 Hours passes and Ben arrives at agreed location)

Ben: "Hey Liv, I've just arrived! Where abouts are you?

Liv: ...

Ben: "Liv? Are you en route??"

Liv: ...

Ben: Fml....
Liv you are such a flake up artist...
by SecularBen January 9, 2017
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Fleker

A term used to describe the reflectors on the road.
There is a lot of flekers
by dragonboy8586 December 23, 2020
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belly flaker

A man who masterbates on his stomach and fails to clean himself.
by Lou R August 28, 2006
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For If The Flies

A spanish translation to english, meaning just in case.
I’m going to bring an umbrella for if the flies.
by Hyde8909 May 2, 2022
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