flashbanged myself

Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.

As opposed to Crop Dusting.

Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.

I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.

I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.

by DAMU21 April 26, 2011

Middle Eastern Flashbang

When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum

Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”

Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang”

by Pdm21 January 24, 2021

Magic Russian Flashbang

A mixture between The Russian Flashbang and The Magician

Bro, I hit a girl with the Magic Russian Flashbang last night at the party!

by Coochiemonster6969 April 6, 2022

Strip-club flashbang

When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.

Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.

Friend:strip-club flashbang?

Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.

by Deadb4uhearit September 8, 2013

Flashbang

When theres a power outage that lasts for less than a second.

I was slaying out in some Black ops 2 and was about to win but then i got flashbanged

by Megasmasher3000 March 16, 2020

The brown flashbang

When you make a pipe bomb but add an extra pipe that has diorrhea in it to blind enemies with shit

The military uses the brown flashbang instead of normal flashbangs

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

Flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and clap her in the ears and run.

I had to get out of there so I flashbanged her.

by u69 September 9, 2020