Flashbang Toddler 

A retard, not very smart

"you see that guy over there? He is a Flashbang Toddler."

Flashbang Toddler by bababooey-boy April 23, 2020

flashbang effect 

Flashbang Effect: When you walk outside from being into a dark room and the light blinds you.

Dude I call that the flashbang effect, its fitting isn't it.

flashbang effect by Reaper Smiley King Gidorah May 5, 2016

Flashbang wank 

A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.

I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.

Flashbang wank by Cum shoot January 20, 2021

Flashbang beef patty 

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.

Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty

Flashbang beef patty by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022

flashbang word

exactly what is says N-word H-word may mean niGGr word or hiTLer word

jazz face words that give you something shiney temporarily to blow sharts at people with

The liberal villain wanted to escape so she finally said the forbidden and no-no word she N-worded the whole audience to damned them shocked with her clintonized flashbang word!

flashbang word by sinrlifemattrs November 9, 2025

russian flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and slap her ears simultaneously

She said she loved me, right as she was blowing me. I gave her a Russian Flashbang and got the hell outta there.

russian flashbang by Tactical Russian October 22, 2013

mental flashbang 

Something so unexpected or outlandish that you shut down for a second. Usually without clarification from the speaker.

Bill: "I was eating these really good chips that I found at Dan's house but I didn't know the name. turns out I was actually eating his cat's shit"
Hank: "..."
Bill: "...so I was at the arcade the other day..."
Hank: "What the fuck dude? you're just gonna drop a mental flashbang like that?"

mental flashbang by dpgf April 15, 2021